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The Thoughts of A Grumpy Wishbone

National Tell a Joke Day

Today is National Tell a Joke Day so here's my contribution:

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."

Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."

If It Isn't Something, It's Something Else

Yesterday, I had my Wellness Comprehensive Checkup done
(finally, 'cause mom's been lazy to take me!) and the vet
found a bad molar and you know what that means. Yep, I
had to have it removed. It was abscessed and all that
cruddy stuff!! Mom never even knew this 'cause I never let
on that I was in any pain! I ate good and I never cried or
anything. Am I bad or what!!! Anyway, I now have to take
pain and antibiotic meds. Yuck! Good luck mom, 'cause
you know I hate to take pills! I also had my nails trimmed.
I hate that, too. Mom can never do that herself 'cause I try
to bite! *Snap-Snap* Oh yeah - I did try to bite a few
peeps during my day at the vet!! Mwaahaahaahaa!!
(Good thing they didn't suture my mouth closed along with
my gums!)

Like I said - Am I bad or what!!?
I still Rock for an old lady, wait -
maybe lady is too kind a word for
me.
I still Rock for an old broad!!
Yessssssss!

New Game - New Name

So here's the scoop.
New game, new name.
Don't like the last name much.
So here goes - my new name:

Snooty PottyFace

Snooty - yes!
PottyFace - NO!

If you want a new name
go to my bro's, Redford's, diary
and try it for yourselves.