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What's goin' on here? Everybody's gettin' weird new names!

February 1st 2009 3:28 am
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Maybe you heard of this game and maybe you
haven't. All us pups here tried it and we got us
some weird new names. Now, I'm not sure I
like my new name at all. I'm a pretty dignified
pup and this new name ain't dignified in the
least. In fact, I'm not sure I wanna share this
new name.

Awwww, what the heck. Here it is:

Cheesey PottyFace

Well, I gotta admit I like the first name 'cause
it sounds tasty, but that last name's gotta go!!

Now I dare ya to try this one on yourselves.
Come on now. Don't be a chicken. It won't
hurt too bad.

I guess it is pretty funny!

*I sure wish my new name was Cheesey BurgerBreath instead!*

1. Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST NAME to determine your new first name:
A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the SECOND letter of your LAST NAME to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin
B = feather
C = B batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle

3. Use the THIRD letter of your LAST NAME to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt
B = boobhump
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice


Got Tagged by my fellow New Mexican (by the way, it's in the- USA, actually!) Kirbo the Turbo

February 1st 2009 1:48 am
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Ok. I got tagged by my bud, Kirby. Now here's what I gotta do:
List 5 naughty facts 'bout myself. Or maybe it's 5 naughty things I do. Whatever. I'll do my best (or is it my naughtiest?) to list some.

Hmmmmm . . .

1. I get really MAD when I'm tickled!

Not trying to toot my own horn here, but mom
says this is really hard 'cause I'm not a naughty
dog, actually!

2. If you consider diggin' massive holes naughty, then
I'm guilty.

3. Once in a while I'm mean with a foster pup.

4. Oh yeah - I like to tear up NEW stuffed squeaky
toys when I play tug o' war with Keighty. This
makes my mom crazy! Then she says that she's not
gonna buy us any more stuffies but she goes out
and does it anyway!!

Now we're gettin' somewhere!

5. Mom says I'm naughty when she's tryin' to get out
the door and I'm tryin' my hardest to get out right
behind her when she doesn't want me to. She says
one of these days she's gonna accidentally smash
my head between the door and the brick planter.
Now if she does that, then she'll feel really bad, then
she'll have to take me wherever it is she's goin' to.
Hmmmm . . . now is that worth gettin' your head
smashed for?? Not too sure on that one.

Ok. That's it. Hope that was naughty enough for you.
Look out for that rosette I'm sendin' your way, you
naughty pup(s?).


Happy Birthday to a good bud.

January 19th 2009 11:12 am
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Our good pal, Petey is celebrating the big
one-zero today.
He's such a good guy. So we're asking that you go
give this pup some birthday wishes.

Happy 10th Birthday, Petey! We love ya!


Little pup needs Power of the Paw, pals.

December 10th 2008 9:25 am
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I just read a little sick pup's diary. Pards,
he needs everyone pullin' for him, so reach
out and give him some love and words of
comfort. This cute little guy's name is
Bo Masters.

Go on and visit him, would ya.


We're back

December 7th 2008 3:18 pm
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We don't know if anyone noticed that we hadn't been
here for awhile. My mom didn't have the enthusiasm
to get on the computer after Preston crossed the Bridge.
You can read the diary entry on Preston's page if you
want. Just trying to get on his page sent her into crying
fits. Doing what she did today made her start up again.
Actually, she still cries for him on and off. It's been hard
for her. That little boy sure broke our hearts big time.
You just wouldn't believe how lovable he was and how
much love he would give back. A big chunk of mom's
heart is missing.

We love you, Preston. As Steve Irwin would say-We're so
honored to have shared space with you.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Preston. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .April 11, 2008 - November 18, 2008. . . . .


"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee- to thy rest."

November 19th 2008 2:03 am
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We are so utterly, terribly, deeply devastated. Preston didn't make it. He crossed the Rainbow Bridge at 10:30 Tuesday night. His seizures could not be controlled and his little heart just stopped. Our whole family can't stop crying for him. My mom and my human sister are so totally heartbroken over losing this tiny lovable little puppy. We wish we knew what caused the seizures but we will never know.

Thank you, everyone, for praying for our little Preston. We grew to love him so much in the short time that he was with us.

Run free and well at the Bridge, little Preston. We love you.


Preston is our newest addition

November 18th 2008 6:38 pm
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We have a new addition. He's been here almost a month, but my mom was too lazy to add him sooner. But we're very sad right now because Preston started having seizures Sunday 16th. He's been at the hospital since then. The doctors don't know what's causing them and they really haven't been able to control them. Mostly he's been having petite mal ones, but he's also had the grand mal type, too. My mom is just so devastated right now. All she does is cry 'cause she feels so helpless. She wants him to get better so he can come home but that doesn't seem possible right now.

So, pals, please, if you will, say a really good prayer for my teeny bro. He needs all the prayers he can get right now. He needs a miracle.


Rory, my cat bro is in the finals!!

November 17th 2008 12:08 am
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Well whatta ya know! Rory, my cat bro, is a finalist in the World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show! We're all excited! Mom was checking it out and lo and behold, there he was. She had to look twice 'cause she couldn't believe it.

So, I'm asking all my pals and any other pup or kit who's reading this, to please consider voting for Rory, my kitty bro. We really would appreciate your votes. Just click on the picture of him on our pages where he's yawning and stretching on the bed, and it'll take you directly to the voting page or if you just want the link, here it is. He's in the Stretch and Yawn category.

Rory is a Finalist!

Thank you, everyone!


Ok, guys! Enough is enough!

November 9th 2008 6:29 pm
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I'm speechless. I have been tagged yet AGAIN! I don't think I can think anymore. Maybe I'll put 7 little white lies about myself in here instead! Maybe. Naw - I'll tell the truth 'cause the truth shall set me free!

I'm totally honored to have been tagged by that sweet little chihuahua, the infamous Emma.

1. I'm a real friendly guy.

2. I follow my mom real close when we're at the dog park, making sure my nose touches her leg.

3. When we're playing, sometimes I get too excited and jump up and pinch bite my mom on the arm.

4. When someone in the house is arguing kinda loud, I go hide under the bed.

5. The stupid mailwoman pepper sprayed me and Cooper one time just because we barked at her. Mom noticed that I wanted to come in real bad 'cause I was scared. She saw that our eyes were messed up and figured out what happened. She waited for stupid mailwoman to come back on the other side of the street and boy, did my mom get MAD at her. She told her that there was NO WAY we would do anything to her because we have a 4 foot fence and the mailbox opening is on the OTHER side of that fence. Mom told her that she BETTER NOT EVER do it again or else!!!!!!! Stupid mailwoman apologized and hasn't done it again. I think she wants to live.

6. I have a tattoo.

7. When I want to come in or go out, I scratch on the door real hard. I gotta make my point, you know!

Okay. I've run out of pups to tag. I might have to tag pups I don't know. Here goes:

1. Lizzie
2. Remi
3. Stormy B. Goode
4. Doolin Kingsley
5. Afro Ken
6. Takoda Cloud Dancing
7. Pugsly

You know what?! I just thought of someone I know who I coulda tagged. Sheesh, I totally forgot about her! Sorry Cheyenne. I'm gonna make her number 8 'cause she's our new friend and we like her alot.

8. Cheyenne


Not Again!!!

November 9th 2008 4:17 pm
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OMD!! I have been tagged AGAIN! And again, and again, and . . .
This time by the totally cool Adam, a pup I've never met but I've met his bro, Benny!!!!

I think I may have to think extra hard to come up with 7 more things about me. Lemme see . . .

1. My mom loves me to the bone.

2. I love my mom to the bone.

3. I used to be a therapy dog. I'd visit nursing homes.

4. I like to stick my head in between my mom's legs (from behind) when she's walking. I almost make her fall.

5. I've been corralled 24 times. (I'm runnin' outta ideas, here!)

6. My birthday is in April.

7. I love being on dogster 'cause of all my wonderful friends.

I'm runnin' outta pups to tag!!!!

1. Roxy
2. Magnuson
3. Champ
4. Amazing Gracie
5. Tidbit
6. Bingo
7. Zak

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