January 29th 2007 5:05 am
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I ate Mommy's jacket.Well, not exactly ate it.I chewed the zipper off in at least two places.Here's the story:
Mommy came home from work Friday night.There were ants all over the kitchen floor going to my chow- how dare they.Anyway, Mommy puts me on the couch and sprays the kitchen really heavy with ant spray.Then she says that we're going to Grandma's house for a while.Good.I depend on Grandma not to be as stingy with the snacks as Mommy.
We go to grandma's house and she has soup and rolls.Soup? A dog needs more than soup.I got some roll and doggies snack and played a little.Then Mommy says that it was time to go.Grandma said that it was too cold for little ole me so Mommy turns the heat up in the truck.
We get home and Mommy takes her coat off and wraps me up in it to keep me from getting a chill from the truck to the house.She then sets me on the bed, still wrapped up, with a pegetable.Yum.She leaves me there while she mops and cleans up the dead antsies.This is when I probably ate the jacket.
Mommy didn't need the jacket until this morning-when the wind chill was 17 degrees.Somehow she wasn't happy that she couldn't zip her coat all the way up.I think I'll lie low for a while.
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