The Life of a Mawamute in So Cal

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No need for words

October 2nd 2008 7:25 pm
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My four month sentence

June 10th 2008 7:23 pm
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It's been almost two months since my surgery, but apparently, I have to stay in solitary confinement for another TWO months! I miss my long walks... all I get are these five minute strolls around the block... how humiliating...!!! I hope the other neighborhood dogs don't start getting the idea that they can rule my town. Give me a few more weeks and I'll be out there marking away...!

 

I finally pooped

April 30th 2008 7:26 am
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I FINALLY POOPED! My parents are SO relieved.... since my surgery last week, I've had some traffic problems down in that area.... it finally came after numerous toxic fumes emissions. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so happy to see poop!

 

Home from surgery

April 27th 2008 7:41 am
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Hello all! I came home for surgery four days ago, and boy am I annoyed with the whole situation.... can you believe they tried to make me wear that e-collar?? I literally whined and cried for three hours straight until Mom caved in and took it off.... They've got me locked up behind a doggie gate in the hallway all day long... I think my parents are confused about this whole recovery process... they shouldn't put me in JAIL! They should let me run free in the yard and let me lay in my puddle of mud! Oh and yeah... the drugs! I wasn't suspicious the first few times they gave them to me, wrapped up in chicken chunks.... but I've figured it out! They're lacing my food!! So I told them if they wanted me to take my meds, they had to make me steaks.... but I got tired of that too.... so Dad went out and got the ULTIMATE weapon: Hawaiian BBQ!!! Boy oh boy... it's been so long.... now that's what I call real food...!!

 

I have an ACL! Ouch!

April 20th 2008 7:53 am
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Ooooh boy did I get myself into some serious trouble.... Looks like I have a torn ligament and I'm gonna have to get myself a new bionic knee! In the meantime, I'm getting extra chiiiiicken and Mom even made a special trip to the store to get me my favorite treats.... yum! I hope she doesn't listen to that pesky vet, he told her I had to lose weight...! I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!!! But I guess I have no choice if I don't want my other knee to give out too... sniffles.... goodbye extra treats.... goodbye!

 

I escaped the groomer!

February 1st 2008 7:18 pm
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So my auntie also got me a mobile grooming session... but I guess my sister Cal scared the lady so much, all I had to do was show a little bit of teeth, and she was DONE with me. So I got off the hook! No grooming for me!

 

El Pollo Loco

October 13th 2007 6:08 pm
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I pulled off the greatest heist ever...!!! Dad came home with some El Pollo Loco chicken... and set it right on the edge of the dining table... I fooled them all... haven't snatched anything for MONTHS!! And BAM!! They didn't even know what hit them I was so fast.... I grabbed a piece and swallowed it WHOLE. Mom was really freaked out about the bone... but it looks like I'm gonna be A-OK. I know it was a little risky, but sure was worth the commotion..... MUAHAHAHA!! EAT MORE CHICKIN!

 

Afternoon Escapade

August 25th 2007 2:26 pm
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I KNEW IT! If I stared and woo woo-ed at the gate long enough, it would magically open.... and so it did yesterday afternoon. I took a stroll around the neighborhood, hung out with the street kids, and even invited myself into my neighbor's house. Her door was wide open so I just made myself right at home... When my uncle found us chilling on the lawn, he didnt' seem that happy... I'm not really sure why.... I was just having a little afternoon escapade, keeping the neighborhood safe and all.... muahahaha!

 

Shishkabob

July 15th 2007 9:51 pm
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Ooooh what a day!! I got to go on an extra extra long walk this morning.... and when I got back home, I laid in my favorite spot while the sprinklers went off and ended up getting a mud bath! I hear women pay all kinds of money at the spa for this kind of treatment... anyhoo. Then for lunch AND dinner, I got beef shishkabobs AND some beef marrow bones.... YUM! I don't think things could get any better....

 

The Brushing Game

June 6th 2007 7:34 pm
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Well, tis shedding season for me. Since I'm a big boy, I shed quite a bit... bags and bags of undercoat. But I don't make it easy and Mom and Dad.... I get real mad when they start brushing, so they have to keep me busy with treats... They figured out though that most treats don't last nearly long enough for them to get any hair off me, so Dad went and bought me some marrow bones and cooked them up on the BBQ. YUUUUUUUM! See!?!?! It's a win-win situation for everyone: I get to chew on the succulent marrow bone, they get to brush me!!! WOOOOO ROOOOO! I got these humans totally whipped!

 
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