May 6th 2009 10:59 am
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My friend Midnight, has been encouragin' me to write more often in this diary. I decided I should give it a try...
This past weekend my buddy, Joey invited me up to his place. Joey is a really cool character, he's a pomeranian/papillion mix. He's got the wildest fur an' knows all the coolest games.
Joey lives in the country with his sister Kiera the Golden Retriever. I'm not real crazy about Kiera because she has a thing for MY mother. I usually bring my mom along for the ride. Humans like car rides. When that Kiera see's MY mom she comes running, throws herself at my mother cryin', howlin' and singin!! It's really horrible because it's MY mom!! MINE, as it NOT sharing!! My mom gets down on her knees an' kisses Kiera, an howls and sings too!! It's just GROSS!! I worry that Kiera's humans might be as jealous as I am!! I mean they even say she doesn't greet anyone else like this!! I get mad an' run off with Joey!!
So like, we're hangin' out when all of a sudden this CAT comes around the corner!! It was HUGE!! Bigger than me!! Bigger than Joey!! I was freakin' out!! It had SIX toes with claws like daggers!! That cat probably would have torn me limb from limb had it not seen a bird distractin' it long enough for my fast get away~!! Joey seemed unfazed but I vowed NOT to mess with that Poodle eatin' tiger!! No way, no how!!
I begged my buddy, Joey to take me in the backyard thinkin' I could avoid that Kiera dogson an' not be killed by the cat. When I got outside I was shocked to see a HUGE strange lookin' crate. Musta' been a crate...but it was big enough for a couple humans to walk around in...I asked Joey if he locked his humans up sometimes. That's when I noticed these weird lookin' feathered dogs!! Not even kidding!! Dogs with black glossy feathers. Weirdest lookin' dogs I ever saw!! They were bigger than both of us guys...had the strangest lookin' faces too...lil' beady eyes, an' their noses were hard an' yellow...poor kids had lost all the feathers on their feets exposin' these scary yellow toes. Weirdest smellin' dogs too! I know cuz I smelled em an' smelled em. I should've barked a greeting but I was just too shocked. I didn't mention to Joey about those dogs. Musta' been vicious or somethin' cuz they were locked up!!
Back in the house there were a couple of cages with the same birds I'm hollerin' at out my front windows for takin' baths in MY fountain. I suppose Joey is more of a dog than, me cuz it looks like instead of hollerin' out his window Joey managed to capture those birds! I was yellin' at em when my mother stopped kissin' that Kiera dogson long enough to tell ME to hush!!
What a day!! Anywoof know what breed of dogs those feathered dogs are?
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Me thinks them feathered dogs are really some kind of bird. Did ya get a picture of them? That way we could match them up and see what they really are.