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Note to mom

May 10th 2010 2:34 pm
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Just cause I bark a few random barks does not mean I want you to come smush me with hugs and kisses. Sheesh!

 

A poem for mom for Mother’s Day

May 5th 2010 2:40 pm
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“Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest;
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.”

Hey, I have a namesake to live up to! BOL!

She likes this one from Much Ado About Nothing:
“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me”
BOL!

Love, your proud mama's boy! BOL!
Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors

 

squirrels for breakfast

April 4th 2010 8:01 am
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On our walk this morning there were at least five squirrels eating birdseed around this one tree.. What a pawsome target! I'd have gotten them too if it weren't for those meddling kids, er, my meddling mom not letting me off the leash to run after them. I coulda had squirrels for breakfast!

 

Today's firsts..

March 20th 2010 12:07 pm
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Today I had my first yak stick, mmmm. That sucker is hard to chew! I needed a few breaks, and of course during those my bratty sister started "guarding" it. She doesn't even like it! So mom put it away for now.

Today I also had my first rolling around in the grass my "yard." That felt nice!!!

And then I had the first tick of the year twisted off of me. Sheesh. Stupid buggers. Mom doesn't want to put icky bug medicine on me and Lacey yet, she says she's going to wait until the first of the month cause that's our normal date.

What a day today has been!

 

I had a Bad Hair Day

March 18th 2010 4:10 pm
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Oh no, BOL! I made it onto Guimauve's mom's Bad Dog Hair Day blog!

 

Trapped in the car (oh, and the rest of the weekend was fun)

March 8th 2010 1:39 pm
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Not literally trapped in the car, don't worry. BOL I wouldn't have access to mom's computer in the car, BOL. I was actually trapped in the back seat and couldn’t get up front with mom! Lacey too, but she usually stays back there anyway. I like to jump up in the front seat next to mom and sometimes put my paws on her seat so she'll pet me. I don't know why she'd want to put a stop to that! But she did. When we went to our grandpawrents and Addy's house yesterday, mom put us in the backseat, and now there's this blanket like barrier that keeps me from jumping in the front. I tried to figure out a way to get up front, but mom saw me out of the corner of her eye and told me to stay. Sheesh. And she calls me a brat.

This new blanket thing is nice and soft though. It made a good nap spot on the way home last night. Even though I tried to figure out how to get on the floor behind mom's seat since that's where I usually nap in the car. I couldn't even get there.


We had a good weekend though! On Saturday we went to the dog park and got lots of sniffs and walks. And of course yesterday we got to run around our grandpawrents’ backyard! Aroo roo woof! Addy kept chasing me and butt-butting me. I would be enjoying a nice roll in the grass and here comes Addy, jumpin on me. (No thanks to mom, who was like “go get him Addy!” Sheesh, thanks mom.)

Me, mom, and Lacey miss Cupcake, but she’s still in the house, in our hearts.

 

It's not my birthday

February 22nd 2010 12:13 pm
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Although I wish it was my birthday every day! BOL It's the other mini schnauzer Shakespeare's birthday! I know, I got confused for a second too. I'll still have to make mom give me extra treats, BOL.

Thank you Zaidie and Rocke and Raoudi and your family for the "un"birthday gifts!

 

Valentine's Tag

February 2nd 2010 1:58 pm
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Here are 5 things I love about my life...

1. I love my mom! I'm a proud mama's boy!

2. I love treats and people food crumbs and those special occasions when I get canned food (like trips to grandma's house!)

3. I love going to grandma and grandpa's house, BOL! I love it cause I get to see them and my uncle and Cupcake and Adeline and play in the yard and sometimes we even go walk on the beach.

4. I love walks so, so much.

5. I love being a goofball and making my mom smile and then rub my belly. Sucker! BOL

Oh yah, and I can't forget how much I love Dogster and all my pawsome furiends!

♥ Happy Valentine's Day! ♥

 

Another yellow monster

January 20th 2010 3:07 pm
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These last couple days on our walk I've seen and heard another big yellow monster, an impossibly big yellow something (mom says I have to apologize to Douglas Adams, whoever that is). I can't see it too well cause it's behind some trees, but it is loud! It has a big claw thingy on it that seems to be taking trees down.. what am I supposed to pee on then?!? I try to drag mom in the direction opposite this yellow monster, but she and Lacey just keep moving forward. Like today I was putting all my weight into going the other direction, back towards home, and mom kept telling me it was ok (IT's NOT!) and chuckling at me (NOT FUNNY MOM!). That big yellow monster has a claw! And it's tearing down trees! It is not safe to be near!

 

Mom's baking dog treats!!!

January 2nd 2010 9:53 am
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OMD!! Mom's baking doggy treats! She even let me lick the peanut butter that'd spilled on the side of the jar, yum! I saw her put that and honey in the mix, ohh I am so excited these are gonna be yummmmy!

Mom bought a Three Dog Bakery cookbook so she's testing it out. I hope she tests every recipe!

Ooo, I gotta go lick the peanut butter spoon!

 
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