Valentines Tag

I was Valentines tagged by my lovely pals Samara Jean and Anastasia! I am going to tell you 5 Valentine wishes, and then tag 5 friends with a p-mail or rosette. They will then write a diary entry and tag 5 friends with a pmail or rosette, and so on and so on...

1. I wish for Scarlet to be healthy and happy for a very very very long time!
2. I wish for those foster dogs to go away furever so mom can get back to loving me 24/7 like she should be!
3. I wish for more walks!
4. I wish for more treats!
5. I wish fur everypup in rescue and shelters to have a wonderful furever home!! (esp. my foster bro, sheesh!)

Dear Santa Paws

Hi Santa Paws!

Do you remember me from all the pictures I've taken with you?!? I was a very good boy every time and sat on your lap all nice and didn't jump on you or anything!

I have been the best boy this year!! Mom was always telling me, and she still does all the time, how happy I make her and how much I mean to her, so that counts for a lot, right? It definitely makes up for the scratches I've given her from jumping on her with excitement that she's home and from pawing at her to get outta bed and play with me. Speaking of, I'm a good boy cause I don't hog mom's bed when she's trying to sleep, like Lacey does, sheesh. I'm a good boy and sleep in my own beds (one of which is mom's papasan chair, but she's not using it then so I can). Sometimes I even let mom sleep in on the weekends, like til 7am and everything!

I'm also a good security guard cause I'll bark at stuff outside too, and I don't bark at every little thing like Lacy does. (Cry wolf much Lacey sheesh! BOL!) When people come over to the house, or when mom and I go to someone else's house, I jump in mom's lap to protect her and let everyone else know to stay away!! I am very protective of my mommy cause I love her so much and she loves me so so much.

I'm also a good boy cause I'm there for my mom when she gets sad. She's been sad a lot since my sister Sydney joined you and became an angel. When mom's sad, I let her cry into my fur, I'll give her kisses, I make her laugh. I even have photographic evidence of this on Sydney's Dogster page.

I make everyone laugh and bring lots of happiness to my family.

Here's what I would like for Christmas:

I want mom to give me that cozy cave bed I know she's hiding!

I would like every homeless doggy (and kitty too, sheesh!) to have a home. Just not my home cause mom has brought in enough "fosters" that take her attention away from me.

I want puppy mills shut down and animal abuse and dog fighting to stop forever!

I want my girlfriend Scarlet to be all better and healthy!!!!! I wish her family lots of love cause they're pawsome persons.

I would like chewies for every day! I'm not picky about what kind. If that's too much weight for your sleigh, could you give me the power to open doors and bags so I can get into the treat pantry and get treats whenever I want? Thanks!

Also, mom said she's getting me a fleece sweater like Lacey has. I don't want one, so if you could please give it to another cold doggy about my size, I'd really appawreciate it and so would that cold doggy.

To Lexie and Uno - my grandpaw wants a schnauzer (cause of me and Lacey!), so if Santa grants your wishes, one or both of your brothers can live with him!

Woof woof!

Love,
Shakespeare

Update on Scarlet

Keep the power of the paw coming!!!!!! Thank you everyone for your prayers and paws!!!

Scarlet posted an update!!

Prayers needed for Scarlet!

My longtime gf and one of my best doggie pals Scarlet is sick. She joined SR not too long ago. Can you please send her some prayers and love, please?!?! We need some power of the paw for her!!!

Pawlease light a candle for her: http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=SRule

Thank you everypup!

Scarlet's page:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/25143

Thanksgiving Tag!

I was tagged by Jasmine, Charley, and Vanilla Schnoodle!

It's THANKSGIVING TAG!!!!

Here are the rules:
Because it’s Thanksgiving time, there is a change to the rules. Each player needs to tell seven special things they are thankful for. Tagged dogs must post the rules in their diary and their 7 things. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their names. Let them know by pawmail or rosette that they have been tagged and to read your diary for the instructions on how to play.

Seven Things I’m Thankful For:

1. I'm thankful that my pals tagged me, BOL! Really tho, I'm thankful for all my pals!! Woof!
2. I am thankful that I got to pick such a great mom, and she didn't even make me say that.
3. I am thankful for my grandpawrents and uncle Joey, who love and spoil me almost as much as my mom.
4. I am thankful that my sister Sydney is no longer in pain and can run free now.
5. I am thankful for my sister Lacey.
6. I am thankful for TREATS!
7. I am thankful for WALKS! Now mom, let's go on one, aroooo!

Tag! I'm it!

I was tagged again! I must be so loved, BOL. This time I was tagged by Sassy, Whitney, Buddy Grau, and T-Bone.

Here are the rules of this dogster game of "tag" in case you've never gotten a chance to play. When you are tagged, you post 7 random facts about yourself, compose a "new DIARY entry" along with the rules and put them in your own DIARY. Then you pick 7 furs (kitties or doggies) to tag but make sure you tell them... a simple p-mail will do fine, or a rosette to tell them, but you must let them know that they have been tagged. Post their names also in your DIARY.

Here are 7 random facts about myself:

1. When mom is eating, I either sit right below her or as close to her as possible in case she drops something!
2. Mom calls me the "zeta dog", whatever that means, BOL.
3. I love to roll around in the grass, esp. when mom is outside and not paying attention to me.
4. I jump into the car and go directly to the driver's seat! Then mom tells me I don't have my driver's license and to move to the passenger seat. Sheesh!
5. I know how to ham it up for the camera!
6. As I've gotten older, my fur's become more salt than pepper.
7. I'll only catch the tennis ball outside once or twice, then I find better things to do, like sniff or bark.

I'll let Lacey pick who we tag!

Thank You (!) and Birthday Details

Thanks to all my GREAT pals, new and "old", for the birthday wishes, rosettes and, wow, all the bones (yum!)!!! I might even share my leftover frosty paws with you, hee hee hee.

My barkday was pawsome as always! I have the bestest mom! Well except that this morning she asked me if I was "hung over", whatever that means, but I don't think it was meant to be nice, BOL.

So for my barkday yesterday, mom took me on our annual pet stores in the area trip, which I loved as always cause I get to bark and sniff and say hi and get treats! We went to this new pet boutique called Femmes and Fidos and the owner lady was so nice! She gave me pets and ear scratches and made me a treat platter complete with pupcakes!

Mom made frosty paws! She didn't have any small cups, so she used the storage containers she already had - and I got the biggest one of course, BOL!

Mom gave me a new cell phone! (It's only a stuffed toy, don't worry, hee hee.) Grandma got my *own* Bobo!! Yea! She also got me a stuffed gorilla with a grass skirt and bikini top, BOL! She told mom it's my new date, sheesh grandma! Ooo, and she also got me a mat that's full of squeakers! Squeak squeak! Mom got me more presents too, but I was actually so worn out that I didn't even finish opening them - imagine that! I don't know what got into me.. oh wait, yah, too much excitement and too many treats! BOL!

Me n Lacey n Sydney were so full of treats and pupcakes and sleepy from all the pawcitement that none of us finished our frosty paws. Sydney even fell asleep on hers, BOL!

I'll get mom to post photos and videos when she gets home from work. And then we'll have pawty part two so I can finish opening my presents, woof! No, wait, presents first, then photos!

I'm six today!!

Arooo!! Today is my sixth birthday!! I saw mom wrapping presents yesterday (I tried to help but she wouldn't let me!) and I know she was making homemade frosty paws cause I could smell them from across the house! I know I'm gonna have a pawty today as I do every year, arooo! Now if she'd just hurry up and get home, sheesh! Why does she have to do this 'work' thing on *my birthday*?!?!?

Dear Michael Vick

Dear Michael Vick,
You are a complete and total bass turd. I poop at you, although you aren't worth the wear and tear on my sphincter.
Sincerely yours,
Gussie Finknottle,
Elvis the Ibizan,
Priscilla,
Mercury,
Rajah Q.,
Mingus Wilbur
Socks E Grrly
Shakespeare, Sydney, and Lacey

Anypup out there who'd like to turn this weasel into a human fire hydrant, copy and paste into your diary and add your name.

Love tagged!

Woof woof! I was love tagged by Charley, Rudy Mack, Reagan, and Oliver! What great pals I have!! Thank you! I'm sending my schnauzie love to all my pals, I love you all!