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the world revolves all about me...

September 21st 2005 3:38 am
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I'm not sure, but I think I have the Food Lady writing for me. She said I could have my own webpage if I let her write. Writing is okay by me because when she writes, I can keep an eye on her. During the day, she leaves me and goes somewhere. Then again, Walk Man leaves me, too. I used to go with him a lot more. But, I had to protect him so much, that now I get some rest and stay home. Food Lady doesn't need protection, she has food. Walk Man doesn't have food and has all these other people around which kept me busy growling. So, now, I get to rest during the day and watch Animal Planet. Someone is always saying "good boy!" on the show and I know its all about me.


Dog Tired

September 21st 2005 7:14 pm
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Today, I slept in and watched Animal Planet. Good Boy!!!! Walk Man told a friend of his about my "blog". I prefer "blark" , but to each his own. Walk Man's friend said that all I'd say is blog, blog, blog, outside, blog, blog, blog, treat, blog, blog, blog, dinner, blog, blog, blog, play, blog, blog, max, blog, blog, blog, blog, get the drift. I 'm far more sophisticated than that....add in "rocky","ball" and "greenie", and I might bite....oh, that's why I'm home. I bite.


the many faces of max...

September 22nd 2005 1:08 pm
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I have a new collage picture!!!! Food Lady made it. You like it? Food Lady also noticed what odd times are attached to my blark. They aren't real times. She doesn't believe in 3:00 a.m. She takes my word for it that it exists. I am pretty nocturnal. I do my best eating after Food Lady and Walk Man go to sleep. I watch them a while, then I try to find some food.


What a day I had today!!!

September 23rd 2005 7:27 pm
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It really was. First, I ate. Then I went back to bed after Food Lady left to go whereever it is she goes. Walk Man took me out early and then l went back to bed for about nine hours until Food Lady got back. I watched Animal Planet a bit, but needed some more sleep. When Food Lady got back, she changed into my favorite clothes. She looks best to me when she wears her dog park outfits. I helped her drive to the park. I couldn't decide if I wanted to drive or have her pet me. I decided on petting. We got to the park and I played with the WolfHounds and the CattleDogs. I let them try to herd me. I fooled them. My short legs work pretty darn good.

After we left, Food Lady took me to the Food Store. She keeps reminding me its not a buffet...but it all smells so good. I got some greenies, some food (Steve's Raw and some Eukeneuba), and a new toy. I took it to the checkout myself and told them that Food Lady was buying.

I'm home now and told Food Lady to type about my day. I have to go out with Walk Man.

Its good to be Max.



September 24th 2005 2:51 pm
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Well, its a bit rainy but Food Lady tried the park anyway. My friends didn't show up. I saw one of the guys that make me skittish. Food Lady had the stinky collar on me, but we didn't get close to the guy. I was sort of bored. So we went home. Food Lady was working but agreed to write for me again. She also added a picture of Lucy and me before Lucy went to the Bridge. I miss her and look for her when Oma is around. In the picture, Lucy was wearing clothes because she lost all her pretty Bichon fur. It came back before she left for the Bridge. She was as pretty as I am handsome.


Big Trouble on a Rainy Day

September 25th 2005 6:57 pm
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Food Lady got really mad at me today. I sort of snapped at her. I missed but she was sooooo mad. And she took me for my walk this morning and I still didn't control myself. I was good the rest of the day, but Food Lady has been bossing me around a lot ever since. Walk Man was on her side. I guess I'll have to be a better boy tomorrow. But I won't go out tonight in the rain. I guess I have to hold it till the weather improves.


Making Amends Max Style

September 26th 2005 6:51 pm
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Ok, so I hate the crate. It seems like I'm backsliding when I have to sit in it. But I overheard Food Lady and Walk Man saying that I have to go there once a day for at least five minutes. They don't shut the door. They just want me to listen. I did better today. I tried.

Food Lady said she's really tired. So she doesn't want to type tonight. So for now, sweet woofy dreams to all of you.


Food Lady is Home

September 27th 2005 7:08 pm
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Ah, meat balls. She's a great cook. She takes them out of the freezer. I like them like that.

Walk Man is due here soon. I can't wait. I need to go.

I hear that Oma wants a puppy. I want to help train. I'm good at some stuff. I do it outside. Always. No mistakes. I am scared of some people though. Mostly men. I want to be trusting, but I don't know what comes over me. I heard Food Lady speculating that I might have been abused. I don't know what that is. All I know, is that I can't just jump for joy for everyone.


Do dogs eat olives? I certainly don't.

September 28th 2005 4:51 pm
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I think I like this season. It wasn't hot. Food Lady liked it, too. She walked me a little more. It was a little wet and I won't go in the rain, but it was just after it rained. Seems to me Food Lady walked a bit faster, too. She went to the doctor and I waited for her. I wanted to go in, but she said I had to wait. It was pretty nice and cool in the car. Then she went to the store. She brought food out so it was pretty exciting in the car on the ride home, but it would have been better if she bought meat and didn't pick olives to eat on the ride home. I don't think I like olives.


Another Day, Another Greenie

September 29th 2005 6:19 pm
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Actually, I'm hoping for a greenie. Doesn't look like its going to happen. Darn.

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