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Life is So Hard

Love Christmas!!!

December 24th 2005 10:26 am
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This is the second year I'm spending Christmas with my mom and dad. Although I'm always bad, the presents this Christmas is no less than last year. In fact, they went all out...hehe. Tofu and I both got 6 brand new nylabones each. Mommy is gonna some to my girlfriend Sadie because her mommy bought my brother and I some new clothes. Also, Tofu and I are getting Muttluks for the winter because our paws have been hurting from playing in the snow. We're also getting new winter jackets too. Gotta love the holidays!!!!


I'm in LOVE...In love with...

September 21st 2005 1:27 pm
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It's my curse...that I'm a beagle. I just can't stop thinking of food. I'm in love with yogurt, ice cream, rice crispy treats, marshmellows, chicken, beef, pork, apples, bananas, cherries, pears, pineapples, pizza, spaghetti, lasagna, meatballs, bbq ribs, burgers, calamari, dim sum, chow mein, lo mein, pad thai, pork satay, pad see ew, edamame, teriyaki, sukiyaki, sashimi, goma ae, be bim bop, caesar salad, hawaiian salad, pasta salad, bake potato, mash potato, sweet potato.......hhhhmmmm fooooooood....yuuuummmy in my tummmmyyy!!!!!


tIme foR rEvEngE!!!

September 14th 2005 1:55 pm
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My mommy usually muzzles me when she goes to school because she doesn't wanna keep me and my brother in the cage. I supposedly cause too much trouble because it's my nature that I love to chew. She's also scared that I might chew Tofu's head off because I beat him up so much. She's starting to allow my brother Tofu (10 months old) to roam around the house without a muzzle because he doesn't do anything. He's sucha goody 2 shoe!!!! While I'm much more mature and smart and older at 1 year and 5 months, thank you very much, still gets muzzled.

Anyways, since Tofu's been doing so well home alone, my mommy decided to let me roam around the house with0ut a muzzle. I just had to teach her a lesson for all those time she muzzled me. Now I could get my revenge! So the first thing I did when she left was went to the office and pulled out all the paper that was lying on the desk. I chewed on it a little and spread it everywhere. Ooooops....Hope she doesn't have anything important on it...hehe. That was some hard work with the standing and the jumping and the bending down. Whooaa...then I got a little hungry so I went to the room where she gives me a bath in. On the ledge was four creamy lookin bars. looked kinda yummy. I grabbed the peach looking one that had the word Caress indented on it, I didn't like the smell (smelt nothing like peach). So I didn't eat it. I grabbed another one that said Zest, looks apple green and smells zestfully delicious, so I took two bites. Didn't really like the taste. I finally grabbed the white plain one with the word Olay. Had a mild smell, tasted kinda milky. Kinda I took it inside my cage. Ate half of it, maybe save the other half for later. I still had the munchies, so I decided to get that funny looking tube of stuff that mommy eats, but I always see her putting it on a stick with bristles on the end before she eats it. That's what she gets for not sharing. Says Colgate Toothpaste, whatever that means. I took it to my pillow on the leather couch and started gnawing on it. Whoa, did mommy have bad taste. This stuff that oozed out was little sweet but extremely spicy. I really didn't like the smell too. ~yawn~ getting tired. Can't wait to see her face when she gets home.


I could get my way!!!

September 2nd 2005 6:50 pm
[ Leave A Comment ] owner's gotta give me what I want because everytime I see her eating and she doesn't give me some, I pee all over the floor. Of course she's mad and I know she is too. So right after I'm done peeing, I run into my cage or under her bed where she can't get me. That will teach her next time to share.

I mean, life is so hard. She expects me to do all these tricks but I would only do it if there's something in return. Doesn't she know it's totally stressful when she's waving all this yummy food in front a dog that has an eating disorder? I'm an overeater by the way. ~sigh~

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