March 1st 2006 12:16 pm
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Wail, dis is Mimi here, an' tawday I feel like I want ta wrrrite about springtime. Ya see, in da springtime, we shelties get a bad rap, an' I just wanted ta clear da record on dis one: We don't give away our hairs cause we want ta, peoples! We lose our hairs all through da springtime an' our hoomins accuse us all da time of sheddin' sheddin' sheddin', but fur us shelties it's really more serious dan dat, 'cause dere's always a chance we won't grrrrrow our hairs back in an' den we'll be pawmaturely bald an' da udder dogs will make fun of us. So pawlease, understand dat we don't do it on purpose any more dan hoomins do an' iffen we had a choice in da matter, we'd keep all of our hairs off of our bodies in case we did go bald pawmaturely 'cause den we could have a sweater knit fur us outta our own fur. So maybe instead of complaining all da time 'bout da fur lyin' around da house in da springtime, you could get busy savin' it in big trash bags so's iffen it doesn't grow bag pawroperly, meebe we could have sweaters made for the brrrrr wintertime next year.

Woof ya later - Mimi