September 29th 2005 9:14 am
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Mom says I'm doing very well with my puppy training class (otherwise known as puppy torture school). She says I have to learn a trick in order to graduate though. She's trying to teach me to do something called "shake hands". It's so degrading. She says it's either that or learn to catch a treat when she throws it to me. Mom says I'm too slow to catch. I can't help it if the treat bounces off my face before I can catch it! Mom also says I'm going to be in serious trouble if I don't stop destroying the blinds on the back door. But they're so fun to play with! She just doesn't understand me.