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" I been Finkin' About Dos Stinkin' Black n White Kittys, - Blues "

September 3rd 2006 12:16 pm
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Hello eberyone,
It's Septembewr alweady. Soon I will ar-ooo ar-ooooo again at lots n lots ub dos two-leggers when dey walk past, going to der "school" . (?? )
It's juz down the sidewalk.
I know dis cuz when I go fowr walks I find lots ub intewesting sandwitch pawts an weally yummy candy wappers---
I always twy hawd to get at em ALL!

In da ebeningtimes, it's still vewy nice to be laying outside--- just to be
finking about lotsa fengs--- and to watch ober fer any goings on in my big gwazzy yawd...
Ar-ooooooo ! Da woof is dis..

'member dat I told yew bout dos stinking black and white kittys who
attacked me?
Well, they don't get to come in my big gwazzy yawd...
... NEBER EBER again!
My mom bwocked all ub dere pwaces dat dey could fit thwu.

Hmmmm.
I been finking bout dis.
Just in case...
I pwomise dat:

** I Will Now An Foweber,
**Always Be Vewy VEWY Polite
**Tew All Ub Dos Black 'n White Kittys.

Yup.
Because I learned da hawd way, dat
dat is da ONLY way to eber get along wif
dos **%^$#@*$%*^*&* stinking fengs.....
Ar-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Lu b tew all my furends :)
Luna Bear zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

....Sometimes dos kittys do not smell real good!

July 25th 2006 2:42 pm
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Hello tew eberyone,
It's da Luna Bear here wif a tail ub my latest adventure...
Last nite der was a noise in da big grazzy yard, so I woofed an woofed to eberyone dat I had tew check it out wite away, an tew let me go outside---
WITE NOW !
Well, I went weal fast...ar-oooooooo an ar-oooooooooo 'en as loud as
I could, so whateber it was would know dat I was weal serious 'bout da situashun out dere.
So after I rounded da corner ub da house, der WAS sumfin...
Hey, it's da kitty! I saw a pwetty black an white kitty! I ran ober der quick as I could, 'cuz I weally lub kittys alot you know, but neber did I eber fink dat
dis rotten kitty would do sumpfin weal bad to me.
...WHEW-EEEE!!!! I didn't know dat kittys could make such a tewwible stink like dat. It Was Juz Awful I Tell Yew---my nose burned---my eyes burned.
I ran as fast as a basset eber HAS ran, tew find my way back tew da house.
I could hawdly see anyfing! All dat was bad enuff, but den it got badder...
At 11pm I got a bath--- OUTSIDE ! Dey put some tomato-ey stuff all ober me an kept yellin' sompfin like:
" Stop it Luna Bear! Quit eatin dat up! Don't lick yerself! No-no-NO-OOO! "
Finally, dey dwied me off an sed it was bed time fer us. Dat CwazZy person who lubs me, put sompfin called 'VICKS VAPOR RUB' on her nose an we went tew bed togedder
jez like usual.
Dat was da end of my adventure. Hope yew liked hearin about it!
Lub tew yew all,
da Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Just waiting for Easter--Where's the Peeps?

April 14th 2006 11:46 am
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Ar-rooooooooooooo! Ar-ooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi eberone.
It's da Luna Bear woofin da news....an dis is da LATEST bein tol by me roun my neberhood...
Ders A WABBIT ALERT! A WABBIT ALERT!!
Woofs out dat da neaky wabbit has been hoppin roun in da grazzy yards ober here. 'Parently, da eggz are mizzin from der hens coop an all da peeps are mizzin too!
Be on da sniff okay?
Laz time dis happened, dey wer foun in me vewy own grazzy yard....not eben berried in da groun or nuffin. (hmmm. Guess I was busy wen it happened---cuz I didn' see nuffin).
Since no one had tol me bout dat ol wabbit, dis weally was a vewy miz-ti-fy-in' pawbum fur me....howeber, I ben finkin bout dis.
En dats why da Luna Bear woofs tew eberone today...
Da woof is dat:

Dis time, on Dat day I Will Get Dat Wabbit...hehehe
An den guezz wat? You can keep da crunchy eggz---
ALL DOZ PEEPS ARE FUR ME!

YUM an Lub tew yew all
Luna Bear
(yawn) I gotta go wrest up now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Say What? It's my burfday? YEAH!!

March 27th 2006 2:10 pm
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Hello dere fur-endz.
Yup, itz me, da Luna Bear, 'n today I yam 2 years old.

Burfdays are juz wonnerful fur da dogs. Alweddy, I'z been to da park fur a squirrel hide 'n seek adventure--I juz LUBS all doze squirrels ober dere livin in da rocks. See, I waz juz a sniffin roun like uzual, den... all ub a sudden... dey pop up....furz one, den tew, den lots of em-- eberywear ....but den juz as fast...dere gone. Hey, dey juz dizapeered!!!! Verwey amazing! But wear eber do dey go, anywayz??... hmmmmm....getz tiring thinking bout all dat.

(yawn) Yup (yawn) after da nap (yawn) I gots lots to do today...zzzzzzzzz

Hey, fink I heard da refrige juz open up...
...An She sez,
Luna Bear! It's frosty paws time ...
YUM!
Did ja hear dat burfdays are juz wonnerful fur da dogs??
En dats et-- fur now.
lub tew yew all,
Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

its November, and can't wait til its Christmas Sox, hanging- by dat Fireplace..."SOX? WHAT SOX?"

November 12th 2005 4:35 pm
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Hello ebweywon, Finally, I can use da computer so as to tell talltails ubout wonefull lil me--- aka da Luna Bear.
On most ub da days, I yam TOO TOO GOOD. Nope, no chewing eberfing up all da time now--- mose o dat stuff wadnt real tasty anyways.
Now I finks to onwey chew on da sox as dey r willy vewry speshel, cuz I find em in twos. Yup.
And sometimes, eff I yam lucky, I can eben find da undies dat are hers too... :-) hehehe
Well, eff yer sniffn round fur da sox, n you smelzs somfin dats like weally yummy, den they are prowbly off ub da humanz, en they are available...yep, das rite, fur sure dey are jes fur me!
Sooo very sneakawe n quietwe, I sneaks em out da door to da wbig grazzy yard were pon I cheewz em ento shweds. Yep, weally! I chews em both up ento little shweds!! Ahhh Christmas! I WUB DA SOX DA BEST becuz ub da wonerfur smellz on dem AND dey come en twos which is better dan ones.
And that means more fun fur me! Well, da point ub this tail is.. It is almost Chwistmas, and as everyone knows.... to git two fur one IS a bargain. Let's all just be grateful and ENJOY what yew gets fur the holiday! fa la la la la ... la la la la! Luna Bear

 
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