March 5th 2008 2:26 pm
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1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If you are playing with it and you put it down, it's mine.
9. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine.
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it's broken, it's yours until I take it back, then it's mine.