August 27th 2009 5:15 pm
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So, yesterday evening, we're out for our daily stroll, the biped and I, and I begin to feel the need to spit on somebody's lawn, as it were. And, as luck would have it, there is a very nice lawn just sitting there practically asking to be spat upon.
The owners of said lawn happened to be standing right there watching us go by, as it turns out. I myself was perfectly prepared to provide a public demonstration of my prowess, but the biped can be a real pain about these things. Apparently, he prefers not to have me spit on someone's lawn when they're standing right there watching, even though he does faithfully clean up after me.
So, when he realized I was getting antsy, he tugged me right along to the corner and thence across the street. To an absolutely barren patch of ground that he seemed to think would do nicely. But, by this time, he had succeeded in inducing in me an utterly uncharacteristic sort of shyness--I no longer wanted to do my business right there in front of God and everybody. I was having none of it.
So the biped sighed and led me on.
Presently, we were walking along next to the new Spreckels Elementary School building. The building is only about two and a half feet from the sidewalk. That two and a half feet, however, is very tastefully landscaped with bushes and ground cover and such.
By now, of course, I really had to spit, but I was still feeling shy about doing it right out in the open. So I sought privacy in the bushes next to the school. And it seemed to me that I had achieved it, too. I pushed head first into the bushes just as far as I could go before assuming the position and doing the deed.
That being the case, it is not quite clear to me how I ended up spitting right smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk.
But I did.
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Dexter, you obviously need lessons in 'spitting' in bushes. You BACK in, buddy - BACK in!
Well, Well Mister Dexter I haven't seen a diary from you in a blue moon. I thought you had given up on us. I did go back and read a couple of the older diaries. I guess maybe I just missed you somehow. I sometimes think not all diaries get posted to everyone. Never-the-less it was good to hear from you. I DO love your painting.
Alls good in NM
kirby & tribe
p.s. ma say howdy too!
Dex, I prefer to poop ON the bushes, no matter how tiny. It shows off my skill, I think...