Life's tough when you're an Eenie Weenie!

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The Worms Crawl In

January 5th 2007 2:19 pm
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....and Mom throws them out
The ones that crawl in are wet and thin
The ones that fly out are dry and stout
The rain falls down and the worms crawl out
I like *poking* them with my snout

Be hairy my friends
Be hairy


It's been raining a bit here at Casa de Smoke. There's nothing fun to do. I'm stuck inside because the grass is so wet. I hate getting my feet wet.

It's not too much rain. Just enough that one day the worms got flooded out of their wormholes! *shocking gasp of horror* I kept finding them coming in under the front door. Mah-ahm!

*digs frantically at the door sill*

They were everywhere....on the door, on the sidewalk, in the garage. Sneaking in under the door. So I did what any self-respecting Eenie Weenie would do in this situation.....

*grabs worm and carries him into the living room*

[SMOKE!!! What are these worms doing in here? Eeeeeeeeeewwwww! They bee-long OUTSIDE!!! *unceremoniously tosses worm out the front door*]

Mah-ahm! The worms are my friends! They're droooooooowwwwning out there. Why can't they come in where it's warm and dry?

Smoke, *poking* open a can of worms

 

Puppy New Year!

January 1st 2007 7:39 pm
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Just a quick entry to wish all my pals a Puppy New Year! We've been busy at Casa de Smoke playing and relaxing. I've got lots of stories to tell if I can corral my typist. *glowers at Mah-ahm*

Best wishes to all in the New Year!

Smoke, *tossing confetti*

 

Fuh-leas on the Dog!

December 24th 2006 3:16 pm
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I'd like to dedicate this to some of my very special pals. It just wouldn't be Woofmas without it! *wink* *wink*


Fuh-leas on the Dog
Fuh-leas on the Dog
Fuh-leas on the Dog
No sparrows on you
you fuhleas-y dogs!

I wanna woof you a hairy Woofmas!
I wanna woof you a hairy Woofmas!
I wanna woof you a hairy Woofmas

from the bottom

of my heart!


Smoke, no fuh-leas

 

Fa ra ra

December 18th 2006 8:07 am
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Deck the halls with sticks of bully,
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Time to eat lots and be fully,
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Don we now our reindeer antlers,
Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra.
For hopefully this is the last year,
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

See the blazing Yule before me,
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Throw them in when Mom can't see me.
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

It all started with a sweater,
Fa ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra.
Now the torture knows no measure.
Fa ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.


Smoke, Founder F.A.R.A.

 

Howling Days

December 12th 2006 8:06 am
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It's the most wuffderful time of the year! That means only one thing. More songs! Woooooohoooooo! I love singing with Mom!

Oh Woofmas Tree

Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
I want to *poke* your branches!
With Rowdy Friends on every bough,
I try to reach them any howl.
Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
I want to *poke* your branches!

Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
Why can’t I *poke* your branches?
With lights that blink and tinsel string
with ornaments that spin and sing.
Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
Why can’t I *poke* your branches?

Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
I think I’ve learned my lesson,
”You can look, but don’t you touch”
I know my Mom, she loves me much.
Oh Woofmas Tree, Oh Woofmas Tree,
I think I’ve learned my lesson.


Smoke, getting into the Woofmas spirits

 

Finally!

December 12th 2006 5:00 am
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Welp puppers, I am sad to report that I did not win in the Dogster contest this year. I am happy that my DQ Doggles picture did make the finals. Mom said that is the most handsome picture of me, ever! *poke* I beg to differ. I think I always look handsome. *strikes a pose*

Anyhowls, Mah-ahm finally got her act together and loaded up the Rowdy Friend dispenser some more. Darned if she didn't put it up on the cedar chest again. Then she was howling "I can't reach the toooooop. It's tooooo high up heeeeeeere!" *rolls eyes at Mah-ahm* So put it down here on the floor where I can reach it too for Dog's sake! *poke*

She put up some more decorations. She hung the big red stiiiiiiinky socks on the fireplace. She put up her little tree with all the Eenie Weenie bite-sized Rowdy Friends on it. When she was putting together another display, she dropped a ball. It hit the tile in front of the fireplace.... < BOUNCE > < BOUNCE > ......the third time it hit, it shattered. Of course, I did what any self-respecting Eenie Weenie would do in this situation......

*jumps in the middle to see what's happening*

Dog Alive! That was maybe the dumbest thing I've ever done. Next thing you know I'm < PUPPY UP > ACK! Scared me half to death being snatched up off the floor like that. Mom was upset because that was one of those fancy schmancy collector things. Now she's one ball short. *sounds like somewoof I know* I better get looking on the Internet and see if we can get a replacement for it. The 25 days 'til Christmas just became 24 without that last ball.

Smoke, got Neuticles?

 

Don't Forget to Vote for Smoke!

December 5th 2006 10:26 am
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Howl-dy Everywoof! I see that they've extended the deadline to vote for Best in Show on the big Dogster World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show.

As you know, I am in the finals again. Please vote for me in my blue flame harness and Doggles. Badger Hunter's Little Smokie.

*begging on bended Eenie Weenie knees*

Best In Show Voting

Oh...and while you're at it. Please *poke* a vote for Oliver the kitty with the crazy tail over on the Catster side!

Thank you for your support!

Smoke, Mr. DQ

 

Lost and Found

December 2nd 2006 5:00 pm
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Sorry I've been missing in action for a bit pups. Mom and I have been busy Christmas shopping, decorating Casa de Smoke with the Rowdy Friend Dispenser, and getting Christmas cards ready to mail. Ok....so I've also insisted on the long walks and playing with Rowdy Friends too. *poke* I have my priorities! *poke* I have my RIGHTS! *poke*

The other day I got to meet Weezer's and Sadie's Mom! She is such a good kisser. I got to kiss her Mom too! *blush*

WnS's Mom is an excellent kisser! I just had to kiss all over her face. I even jumped up on Grandma's chair into her lap to kiss her. Mom said she was embarrassed because I was such a brazen kisser!

We had a Great Dane this afternoon playing and going shopping. I ran around like a weenie-ac. They were all laughing at me because I didn't know the kitchen floor was so slippery when I tried to run across it. Would have been nice if they would have warned the weenie first. *glowers at the Moms*

I can't wait to see if we can meet up again when she comes back. One of these times she's gonna have to bring Sadie with her. *stomp*

Smoke, Dogster welcome waggin'

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 25th 2006 9:58 am
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I know I'm a little late with this. I need a new secretary! *glowers at Mah-ahm*

I had a wonderful time over Thanksgiving with Mom home. We enjoyed our Eenie Weenie sized Cornish turkeys for dinner. We settled in on the couch for some serious digestion and relaxation. Mom decided we'd watch a movie.

She rented RV on the satellite. I don't know if you've seen it or not. It was pretty silly. We were just getting situated and the movie started. Near the beginning, there's a scene where the family in the movie discover that they need to pump out the holding tank on the RV. Why they have to use a holding tank is beyond me. Just poopies outside for Dog's sake like the rest of us.

Anyhowls, during a critical scene where there is a major malfunction during this pumping process.....it hit me......

< pooooot >

[SMOKE! *waves hand in front of face* Whatever have you been eating?]

That's not me Mom. That's smelli-vision! *pokes nose towards the TV*

< poooooooooooot >

[SMOKE! *waves magazine frantically* Do we need to go potty outside?]

No Mom. Do you? *snicker*

That may be the last time Mom decides to watch a movie with me after a big dinner instead of going for a walk to blow some stink off!

Hope you all had a Great Dane on Thanksgiving!

Smoke, *pooting* puppy

 

Mutiny of the Bounty

November 22nd 2006 6:24 pm
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Mom went to the store to pick up a couple of things for our Thanksgiving dinner. We already had our Eenie Weenie size Cornish turkey but she thought we needed some other stuff to go with it. She set some bags on the floor in the kitchen because there wasn't room on the counter for all of them.

< sniff > < sniff > What's this? It smells pretty good.

*stuffs nose in grocery bag*

Ooooh! Check this out! *poke* I hear that a raw diet is supposed to be good for you. Except for that white disappearing poopie thing.

< lick > < lick > Mmmmm......tastes like chicken! < lick > < lick > < li[SMOKE! That's not for puppies!] Dang! Busted again. So I did what any self-respecting Eenie Weenie would do in my situation......

*grabs turkey breast by the wrapper*

*tries to run like a Weenie-ac*

Maaaah-aaaaaahm! I was just trying to help you unpack the groceries! *glowers at Mah-ahm*

Smoke, Mother's Little Helper

 
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