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Diary of a Happy Dog

Missy Pissy

January 29th 2006 8:09 am
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I have a BIG bone to pick with my Mom and Dad! Why is it that they call my sister cutsie names like "Dumpling" and "Precious" and they call me "Missy Pissy?" What gives with that!!

So what if I can't hold it in as well as the "Dumpling" -- is that any reason to make fun of me? Don't they know that I'm getting old and have, uhh, problems in that area? On their behalf, they did get me diapers but I refuse to wear them. They put it on and I slip out of them as fast as I can. I don't want anyone to see me in those droopy drawers.

What's a girl to do?



September 6th 2005 1:43 pm
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I almost caught another gecko today but that silly oompah loompah Daisy got in the way of me and my dessert. Geez, she has the biggest butt ever. But Mom came through bigtime with a nice cup of Frosty Paws for me and the big butt. I'm happy!!!


Living in grief and new beginnings...

September 2nd 2005 7:25 pm
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My brother Butchie died in July and I've been missing him so much that I stay in his bed all day long and dream about him. He was a good brother and I know that he loved me but I wasn't always that nice to him and now I'm feeling guilty about all the nips and snarls I gave him over the years.

Our house has been such a sad place for such a long time but things are changing because I have a new sister and she looks and acts a lot like Butchie. In fact, when I first saw her I thought she was Butchie and I ran up and kissed her right in her big mug. Her name is Daisy but she sure doesn't smell like one but she's a lot of fun and she likes me and plays with me (when I let her).

Sometimes Daisy tries to get in Butchie's bed with me and that's a NO NO. That bed is mine now and I'm not letting her in it. It still smells like Butchie and if she gets in it will smell like her and I'm not going to let that happen. It's my only way of still feeling close to the brother that I loved so much. You all understand that ... right?

How long does it take for a heart to mend?


I had an exciting morning

June 21st 2005 4:58 am
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Dear Diary,

I may be getting old, but I am FAST! This morning I caught a little gecko and I gobbled him up. Yum, tastes like chicken. It squiggled going down my throat and tickled my tonsils. That was fun. My Mom was horrified!

Then I was sniffing around the grass and found a dead birdie. It smelled so good that I had to roll around on it to get some of that lovely perfume on me -- after all, every girlie girl like me needs a little fragrance in her life -- the stronger, the better. Who knew that I would get in trouble?

My Mom called me in and she didn't like my perfume at all. She picked me up and plopped me right in the kitchen sink and gave me a bath with Oatmeal shampoo. How rude!

I don't think I'm going to get a Greenie today.

Here's a shout-out to my best friend Pearl and to my boyfriend Rusty--Hi!
Even though my Mom gave me a bath I did have the most exciting morning -- can't wait to see what the rest of the day will bring.

One last thing Diary, please tell everyone who reads this to say a little prayer for my brother Butchie. He's very sick and I'm so worried about him.


My Confession

June 11th 2005 5:43 am
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Last night I peed on my Mom's pillow and when she saw the tinkle mark she was not a happy person. I ran like hell straight to the laundry basket and dove into a pile of towels and I hid there so that no one would find me.

I don't know why I'm such a bad girl sometimes. I know that I've been a little pissed that my brother Butchie has been getting a lot more attention than me. He's been sick and he takes up all of Mommy's time. That's not fair!

I wonder if my Mom is still angry with me. I wonder if I'll get a greenie today. I just love greenies. How can I tell her that I'm sorry?

I'm going to be a good girl all day long and I'll write to mybest friend Pearl and tell her what happened. I met her on Dogster and she is so incredible and we look so much alike. I wonder if she ever peed on her Mom's pillow?

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