May 20th 2005 1:03 pm
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I was watching this show and they were talking about beings from outer space. They had big heads, little bodies, and made strange hissy noises. Well guess what? They're real! Cher found them underneath a tree stump. She put them in a box and they were running away but she caught them. I kept my distance because the area was dirty and I, being royal, don't like getting dirty. Anywho..Cher cleaned them up and they were making these strange noise just like on the TV. They were furry, with big heads and they were hissing at me everytime I got close. They aren't green, so I have no idea what they are, but she gave them the fishy food from a can (the same kind she gives the cats). I wonder why they eat that, according to the TV they're supposed to eat cows.