Strange Beings From Outer Space

I was watching this show and they were talking about beings from outer space. They had big heads, little bodies, and made strange hissy noises. Well guess what? They're real! Cher found them underneath a tree stump. She put them in a box and they were running away but she caught them. I kept my distance because the area was dirty and I, being royal, don't like getting dirty. Anywho..Cher cleaned them up and they were making these strange noise just like on the TV. They were furry, with big heads and they were hissing at me everytime I got close. They aren't green, so I have no idea what they are, but she gave them the fishy food from a can (the same kind she gives the cats). I wonder why they eat that, according to the TV they're supposed to eat cows.

Princess Couture's Royal News

Now that I have an online diary, Cher has finally arrived at the times. She now has a blog online to keep everyone up to date on the newest trends and news from the pet world. But of course, you know I'm going to get my opinions in sometimes.

http://princesscoutureltd.blogspot.com

Aloha!

Cher brought me to the mall today and she bought me the cutest hoola girl outfit I have ever seen! It comes with the grass skirt, a "coconut" bra (which is slightly padded but don't tell anyone), a faux flower leia, and a matching hair thingy. She also bought me a Hello Kitty t-shirt but the hoola girl outfit was the best. Next time I go to Hawaii, I'm all set. If you want to find some cute Hawaiian outfits, visit my friends Coco and Jordan at www.cocojorhawaii.com

Mama's Got A Brand New Bag

Hey, whats up? I know I know..I haven't written an entry in quite some time. Forgive me? Ha, as if you had a choice! Just kidding..So Cher went to Target and had to leave me home because they don't allow dogs there. Well, I knew she would make it up to me because Target has the cutest dog stuff ever for so so cheap. She bought me a new bag! Its mock croc, hot pink and hides me pretty well. She also got me a new slicker brush, its also hot pink. Where else could you find a hot pink doggie brush? Nowhere, because I looked.

Lost and Found

Yesterday we finally got home sometime in the morning and we had two dogs waiting for us. They were cute shihtzus. Luckly, one had a tag with a phone number on it. So Cher called the number and it was the guys business, which of course was closed on a sunday. So Cher and her mum went and took the dogs outside on a couple of extra leashes we have, thinking maybe the person will be out looking for them. Well, no sooner did we leave the house a truck pulled up and this woman ran out. She yelled "My babies!", and thanked us like crazy. I'm so glad we found the owner, because theres only room in the household for one cute little dog. Then again, I know Cher wouldn't have rested until she found the owners. She told me that not everyone would do that, most people would have just kept them. But she would feel bad if she lost me and the person kept me instead of returning me to her. So I vow never to get lost, or at least I'll try my best.

My First Attempted Abduction

I had my first real scare last night. It was right before dusk and me and Cher were sitting in a parking lot in the car waiting for her mom who ran in the store. We had the windows down because it was kinda warm and this man walked up. He said he has Pomeranians too and he loved me. I let him pet me because he was complimenting and I love compliments. He kept saying how I would make nice babies and that I was expensive looking. Cher kindly repeated over and over that I am spayed and can't have babies but I don't think he was listening very well. Then he said that I wanted him to carry me. I didn't say no such thing! And then he put his hands around me like he was going to grab me and Cher screamed "NO!" at him. He quickly walked away and Cher rolled up the windows as fast as the little button would make them. Cher says shes never gonna let anyone touch me ever again. I think we should have a bodyguard, being that I'm kinda famous and all. Cher sais we're not THAT famous...yet.

Class of 2000

Cher woke up late this morning, so we're probably not going to do anything until tonight. Last night we went shopping on Greenwich Avenue in Greenwich,CT. We are there all the time because we live close by. I was growling at everyone in Sam Goody and Cher saw one of her old teachers from school. Of course, she didn't remember his name or even what he taught. Knowing Cher, she probably didn't even go to his class ever. She used to cut everything, I'm surprised she even graduated. Right now shes shining her class ring. Shes so proud of it because it has a diamond in it and she was the only one in quite a few years to pay extra for a diamond in the middle of the stone. Being so proud, you'd think she would wear the thing. Nuh, uh..

Punk Rock!

I'm looking very rock chick today, it was kinda chilly this morning so Cher layered my clothing. First she put my 24K Dog T-shirt on me and then she layered a tank top that says "Rock Star" over that. I am a rock star. I change looks alot. I go from rock star in leather and spikes, to lady-like in lace, to diva in feathers and hot pink. Sometimes all in the same day. Cher bought two new outfits for me. She bought me this very cute black sweater that has silver sparkles in the yarn and a black marabou trim around the neck. I know, its spring now but we still have some chilly nights here in New England. She also bought me a new coat. Its short pink fur with rhinestone trim and a working belt with a rhinestone buckle. Its so diva, its so me. Its so perfect.

Secrets of the Pink Toolbelt Sisterhood

I wasn't home all weekend to write a diary entry for you guys. Saturday, we were shopping all day. We're shopping for a new refrigerator, one of those new large double sided ones. But nobody can seem to choose what kind they like. I personally like the kind with the water and ice maker in the door. That way I can push the chair to the fridge and drink the water straight out of the spout. But Cher would rather have no water thingy and more room inside for ice cream. Her mum and brother likes the one with the TV screen in the door, but Cher thinks thats showing off plus it costs $4,000 but nobody seems to care. I'd rather spend that money on something for myself, such as more clothing or a deluxe doggie castle. For that price, I could probably get both. And of course, dad don't care. Or possibly he doesn't know..Cher painted the kitchen a totally different color and he didn't notice for like 3 days. Cher and her mum are always doing things themselves, they are currently looking for a place that sells pink toolbelts. They both may come across as rather ditzy, but they can actually use a saw without cutting off their fingers or other people's limbs. Still..I hide under something just in case. They spent most of Saturday and Sunday evening painting the Foyer the same color as the kitchen, which is exactly one shade lighter than the living room. In fact, the wainscotting going up the stairs was done themselves. So was the new railing of the stairs. They could have hired someone to do it, but they'd rather do minor home improvements themselves. Of course, they see them as improvements but I see nothing wrong with what was there to begin with. To continue on the home improvement trend, we spent some of Sunday at the huge Home Expo show and finished off the evening watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition. I might as well get a pink toolbelt of my own.

So Much For That!

I'm guessing Cher gave up on the whole Bikini/outfit for me. Its now shoved into my rolling luggage where it may never be seen again. Then again normally things in my closet are never seen again. I swear I must have around 10 outfits in there that I have never wore. I have so much clothing, some is overflowed into my luggage. Yes I have luggage, a Diva must carry alot when she travels. I have more luggage then Cher does actually, she only has a croc makeup artist's case and a LV rolling case. I have a pink rolling case that says "Princess" on it. Thats for my clothing and it has large pockets to fit all my shoes. Then I have a large black tote that carries my collapsible leopard print house. I have a briefcase that carries my glamour. By glamour I mean my whitening shampoo, my body brush, my finishing brush (for my face), my shears, my baby powder (shh..thats my beauty secret), my toothbrush, toothpaste, Greenies, two perfumes (one for day and one for night), and various nail polishes for when I'm not wearing my shoes. As you can tell, I'm going to need another bag. I keep telling Cher I don't need to bring along my leopard print dog house, but she doesn't listen. I think its smarter to use that tote for my glamour and my satin briefcase. I have a small satin briefcase. Thats for all my jewelry and tiaras. Ok, I have a carrier for naps during the day. I don't think I forgot anything, but its possible. Oh no, shes taking the bikini/outfit for me out of the luggage. Here we go again..