March 25th 2014 5:25 pm
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Yup, you're right, that title obviously means I am in trouble again, huh? Well, it really wasn't my fault, or maybe just a little bit?
Yesterday morning when Mom was putting us all in our crates before she went off to work I decided I wasn't gonna spend one more day in my crate. I guess my first mistake was even getting up when she rousted us all out of bed. Usually I just sink down under the covers and don't move. When Mom wakes up she is in a hurry to go so she hurries up and puts us all out first and doesn't really have time to fool around dragging me out of bed. Sooo, I snooze the day away.
Well, for some reason I got up yesterday, and went outside in the record breaking MINUS 6 degrees. (Fahrenheit, mind you!) Well, when she finally let us back inside I headed for the dog bed under the desk. Imagine my surprise when I discovered Toto AND Beanie already in there, BOL! We all hunkered down in the shadows and ignored Mom's pitiful pleas for us to come into the dog room.
Mom gave up, gave in, and off she went to work. Well, I get bored when I am in that whole, empty house. Toto and Beanie and Zoey (the visiting lab), and the four cats don't count, that house was EMPTY, so bored I was!
In my boredom, I began looking around for something to do. I couldn't pull the stuffing out of the nice leopard spotted cushion cuz Beanie and Jethro already de-stuffed it the other day. I couldn't find any tasty bones, and I was way, way too short to reach the good stuff on the kitchen table. I tried to get Zoey to help me there, but she is chocolate so was in her brown nose mindset and refused to help me.
Finally, I decided to sleep for a while in the nice little dog cot that was over in the corner of the living room. I think it was new, cuz I remember chewing off the canvas cover of the other one and I am sure it was green. This one was red. Well, maybe just the canvas part was new because my little teeth fit right in the groves that were still in the frame poles... my little teeth just wandered over there all by themselves, I had no control of them.
It was a LONG day and by the time Mom got home I had chewed all four corners of that canvas and it was just staying there by a thread. I, being of superb hearing, realized Mom was coming in just in time to hit the bed under the desk...Mom was sure I had been sleeping there all day long, BOL!
Would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Zoey, the brown noser. She walked right over to that cot bed, climbed up on it whereby the rest of the corners all ripped right off (she is HEAVY!), and she was lying on the floor inside of the frame, hehehe!
Mom looked around, found the tell tale little circles of chewed fabric lying around the bed, and IMMEDIATELY yelled at MOI!!!! I yawned, bad move since there were still red threads stuck in my teeth!!!!!
January 14th 2014 6:10 pm
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Yup, I have a new beau. He is from the land down under, Charlie is his name! I really haven't met him yet, but pretty soon we shall be attending a Valentines pawty!
In fact, MY Charlie is gonna rent a lear jet and he will be flying over to NH from Australia just to pick me up, then he and I will be traveling over to Coco Rose and Puffy house in New Mexico for the big pawty. We were invited to ride along with Zaidie but we both think he will have too many MEATZ in his plane for us to have any privacy, if you get my drift.
I really hope Charlie will wear his Elvis suit, I think it is quite handsome, in fact he looks ANYTHING but a hound dog when he is wearing it. Oops, I just remembered, whippets ARE hounds, BOL!!!
I shall wear my pretty red dress, since it IS Valentine's day, afterall. I sure hope that Coco Rose comes up with MY glass slippers so they can compliment my dress. It would be nice to have a crown, too, but I suspect there will be a line waiting for that crown, BOL!
Oh yeah, I forgot, I also have a lovely red rose to wear with my dress!
January 1st 2014 6:41 am
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Good morning. Well, I guess it's good morning cuz I still have to dig my way out from under all the blankies. It was a very, very LONG night last night pawtying at Puffy and Coco Roses!! Here is the wonderful Diary from Puff telling all about it! You better read it to believe it!!! http://www.dogster.com/dogs/928978
Sorry but you have to copy and paste cuz my head is still too scrambled to put a clicky linky and Mom doesn't know how to do them in our diaries.
Speaking of diaries, it has come to my attention that I was picked as the Diary of the Day on this the first day of 2014!!!! What a super honor! Too bad I had to give the pretty red dress back to Coco after the pawty!!!!! I swear, Coco, I did not chew a single stitch of it...I only gnaw fabric when I am bored and who could have been bored at that pawty?????
Well, I guess I better venture outside. It is all the way up to 10 degrees already, must be a heat wave.
Thanks for all your visits and gifties!!!!