A Day in the life of a King

An average day as King

January 5th 2013 10:54 pm
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Early morning again, I just wanna sleep in but noooo, Mommy has this fabulous idea that "we" should go out in the cold and go running. I never mind it once we get started, but its just the warm up routine she does that
has me out in the cold for no reason. Me and Cocoa can't stretch like her, so why can't we stay in the house? Just cuz I had a few regression issues, now she acts like she can't trust me. WOL (Woofs Out Loud) Oh well.
So after the run, we get to eat. Then we can go outside again. This time only to do our "business". But at least I didn't go in the house again. I think its funny cuz when I do go in the house, I hide under her bed. She still can't figure out how to get me from under there. But thats another story for another time. So where was I??...oh yeah. Cocoa and I run around from room to room and "blitz" like Mommy likes to call it. We play hide and seek, tug of war, and just pounce each other until one of us gets tired. Normally, Cocoa tires first and goes running to Mommy's lap. She better be glad I can't jump as high as her yet, cuz there'd be a fight over who gets to stay in Mommy's lap, so for now we have to share. I let her have the first 10 minutes, and I take first watch of all the passers by out in the park. When my time is near, I go to Mommy and beg her to pick me up. That's the only time you'll catch me begging. I'm a king. Shoot...I am King. She better realize that!
Oh how I love being rubbed, it relaxes me so much. And when she puts on that spa music, I just...I just.....I.......(snoring).

Wow, talk about feeling refreshed. Mommy's massages are the best. I don't even remember dozing off. But talk about perfect timing. Its lunchtime which means treat time for me! I work on my "human listening skills" and Mommy feeds me treats if I listen good. Cocoa is the show off. But she's been with Mommy longest so she knows what to do already. But how can I listen if she's over there just doing different tricks to steal all my treats? I wish she'd just sit down already. I've tried everything to get the spotlight back on me. I've run circles around her, I've pounced her when she's doing "lay", I've even knocked her over when she's doing her "Twirls", but nothing works. She just keeps coming back for more. I guess this calls for drastic measures. "Hey Mommy...look at me! I can "Shake". Take my paw, take my paw come on!" Now that deserves a treat!
Well, later on me and Cocoa just pass the time away playing all thru the afternoon. Mommy is doing something called homework. Silly human stuff. Or so I thought! She sabotaged our playdate and gave us both a bath. I hate being wet. I cry like a baby! I guess she didn't like our smell. Its not like I stepped in poop outside! She just ruined my whole day. Cold outside, wet inside...who does she think she is. I'll show her! Come on Cocoa, lets make a run for it when she goes for the towels! Aaaah! Here she comes. I'm going under the bed! Cocoa you better run girl! She's gonna...oh wait...she got you! You're gonna get it now! I bet you wish you could still fit under the bed like me! WOL!!!

It finally got too cold for me so I came out seeking forgiveness and a good drying off. Mommy didn't mind. She laughed at me a lil and then got the dryer out and gave me the best Spa Day ever. I guess you can say that I like it here. I never run out of things to do to occupy my kingdom. I love the sound of that! My Kingdom, fit for a King. And I'm King!

 
 

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