July 20th 2013 2:31 pm
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"Snoopy wake up!"
"Snoo-py, your awake... kind of."
"I r nod awake"
"Snoopy, every other day you wake up right away for food and stuff.
"I don't weely care 'bout fudz tuday... IT'S SATURDAY!!!
"Alright then, so you wouldn't care if there's an all you can eat, fancy doggy buffet in the kitchen and that big neighborhood Sheepdog is pigging out on the meat.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!" DAT GUY IS SUCH A SWOB!" HE CAN'T EBEN EAT WIFFOUT GEDING FUDZ ALL OBER HIS DOGGY BEERD! DAT'S IT!! I R COMING DOWN TO HOG ALL TEH FUD!"
"Snoopy, I wouldn't do that... It's a fancy dog-"
"I DON'T CARE!!! I'M GOING DOWN THERE!"
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
"OMD!! Dis was all a twick! Just tu wake me up! I r going back tu bed!
"Cwap, I cannod go back tu sweep no madder how hard I twy! Dis always happens wen I wake up erly!
"My checkwist was almost dun beeying checkd! Heer it iz:
SWEEP IN!------------ Woke up tu erly...
WEAR MAI SATURDAY JAMMIES-------- Wer in teh wash... I was nekkid!
EAT BWEAKFUST AT WUNCH---------- Eated a helping full ob kibble in teh morning... I wuz hoping fur sum gud bacon...
*Snoopy's Tip* NEBER listen tu teh doggy buffet twicks!
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Wise, wise words.
I never get out of bed until I hear the fork on the plate on SATURDAY sleep in morning.
YIKES!!! *covers eyes* Snoopy, no pup needs see dat!!
Fanks fur da useful tip 'bout fwaduwent pubby buffays!!
Ahhh, Saturdays... Now those are MY KIND of days!