February 21st 2013 12:51 pm
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Mama's favorite new furrays is "Feel the Fear, but do it Anyway."
That means that the B Boys got to go on our furst evfur road trip last weekend.
It's also the furst time Mama & Papa had any kind of getaways togethfur in ovfur two years, since Bacon & Beanie became Beesuns.
Fryday afternoons, Mama gave Bacon some dramameans in the cheesez, loaded up Papa's new truck, with the big hoooge trailer full of snowmobeelers, and off we wented to the the Wisconnysin.
Bacon did not throw up once the whole way there. Or back. Howevfur, Bacon did trembull like I were freezering the entire ride home on Sunnyday.
We went to a big humongerous house in the woods of the Wisconnysin, where three Beegulls lived, Baxter, Brennan, and the terrierfying beegull girl Winter, who wore the terrierfying cone of doom that scareded the bejeepers out of Bacon. Furst she were a GIRL Doggie. Bacon does not like the girl doggies. I has nevfur knoweded any before. But the CONE. OMD. I has nevfur seended one of them things. She were like a wild cat, that Winter, with the enermageezez of 10,000 Bacons, on the crackers.
HOLY COWS! Bacon stayed on the nice leather sofa by him's Mama where he were safe, most of the time.
Beanie founded his best furriend evfur, the mellow red beegull, who Beanie decided liked to dance, so Beanie kept trying to do the conga dance with Brennan, and Beanie were the caboose. Beanie were relentless. Evfurryone wondered when Beanie's personalimateases came in.
Beanie tinkled on the Beegull's peepoles about elebenty millyun times on account of he gets nerfuss. Mama said, "Don't touch him," but they furgetted because Beanie would jump on them for love, but then get ascared because they are not HIS MAMA. He still tinkles on Papa sometimes after 2 years.
Baxter the old beegull got into lotsa trubbles and eated all the garbages in the bathroom when Mama furgot to close the door, he eated all our foodzes when Mama let him come in our night night room, and he tore through all our suitcases looking for fudz. He were very funny.
On Sattermaday, Winter's Mama took the evfull cone of doom off Winter because Winter were sad that Bacon would not play. Bacon & Winter became bestest of furriends, making indoor super speedway zoomie tracks, and Winter launching off the high back of the sofa. We playeded and playeded until we was all poopered out.
Mama gave us lotsa treats. When Mama and all the othfur hoomans left us to go snowmobeelering, Beanie got very nerfuss. He barked and barked and barked. Then when she got back, he got so excited he made the projectile vomits all ovfur Mama's pantses, and she had to take her pantses off right away, and all the Beegulls saw my Mama's underwares! OMD! Bacon were hoomillytatered.
That are what Bacon and Beanie did on them's trip to Wisconnysin to see the Beegulls.
p.s. Today Winter's Papa called our Papa and said Winter's brofur, who are a famous show doggie, are looking for a home, and we could adopt him if we wanted to. Guess what Papa said? BOL! BOL! BOL! Thank goodness he didn't call our Mama furst. BOL!
It sounds like you Beesuns boys had a great road trip and vacation. Let's hope you will have many more in the near future.
Thank you, Coco Rose!! But Bacon are happy to be home for a long time now.
I's confuserated... Bacon, ya said ya didn't like the girl doggies, but Miss Izzy wuz a girl doggie... and I's a girl doggie... maybe ya just didn't like the Cone of Shame she wuz wearin'....those are purdy scary!
Sounds like a fun trip fur your family... well, except for the vomit part. That are never fun. It are smelly and icky and I bet your Momma wished Beanie would just give her kissies or sumthin'... Poor Beanie, he must be very scared your Momma is leavin' him fur furever to react with the upchuckarosis.
Good to see your pups writin' in your diary... been missin' you.....
What a wonderful time.. with a couple of icckie bits.. but that ok !
Yeah, I thinkses your momma would just prefer kissies instead of vomits, BOL!
And us girlies ain't scary. Well, maybe when we growls and barks and stuff, but not all da time!
I have met some girlie doggies..and they are fun! Almost asmuch as boyses...
Too bad you urkagurked on your Mama, Beanie...hey I thought it were your Papa who is furmous fur doing the underpantses dance/gallop...not your Mama! BOL!
Glad you got to have a bacashun though!
Sounds like it were fun...mostly...
Sounds like a college Spring Vacation to me!! BOL
Wow, that sounds like a great time, except for the few incidents. So your mama is trying to get in on No Pants Lance territory? That's just not right. Your Papa is famous. Tell your Mama she needs to find her own thing.
BOL! BOL! BOL! I knowed! Mama put your pantses on. But Beanie really soaked her good.
She were so happy that the beagulls got into as much trubbles as we did. They got yelled at evfun more. Mama and Papa didn't yell at us at all cause they were on the good behayveors.
When Winter had her Cone on, Bacon ran from her like she had cooties. She chase me evfurrywhere and Mama teased me and called me wussyboy. Then when her Mama finerly taked the cone off, Bacon and Winter had lots of fun. But she still scared me a little on account of she are a huge BULLY for a little girl, and she made me cry, and her Mama got after her, and Winter had a HUGE MOUFFULL of Bacon fur! OMD! I were scalpeded. Good thing I has plenty of the hairs to spare. BOL.
Mama said I got beated up by a baby girl. Well, Bacon wouldn't say beated up exactly! BOL!
It are good to talk to all our furriends again!!! We missed you guyses and girlies, too!
O.M.D. I thot I smelled BACON!!! BOLBOLBOL!!
Pawsum woadtwip yu pupses habbed!! I hab neber meeted a beegull, bud now I kno' whut tu 'xpect!
We all miss yu 'wound dis pwace, guyses, so du nod be stwangers, 'kay?? We wuff yu ♥
Woof, Beesuns!!! This was a tail worth waiting fur!! Between you two and all those beegulls, you made a real adventure fur your hoomans. Do you think you'll be going back there again?
Well, ya didn't tell me she pulled all your hair out!! Dat changes things... whut is she, a cannibull?
Apparentally, Winter did not appreesheeates Bacon trying to play with his own toy from his own houses. BOL! OMD! All she had to do were say so. Bacon are not Beanie! I know how to make shares. :(