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November 24, 2012

November 24th 2012 11:27 pm
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It's been a few days! Mom is looking for a new place for us to live. Says living with roommates is too stressful, and loud. Mom's what humans call an 'introvert'. She likes sitting alone and reading, or watching movies without interruption. I think it would be nice to live with just mom. Sometimes it's confusing living with other people. I don't think they really get dogs. They always make it tough cause mom will call me then one of them will grab me and start petting me.
I definitely think I'd like living with just mom. Plus I secretly know it's what she's always wanted. She doesn't like house parties or stumbling home drunk at 4 am.
She likes cuddling down to watch a movie and having me curl up against her. Says I'm warm.
Mom's making me eat my dinner now because I didn't eat it earlier. She keeps on smiling when I glare at her. She doesn't understand that I had important things to dream about! I can't be eating. Although this kibble is quite tasty. We shall have to pick up more.
Alright, bowls licked clean, belly is full. Off to dream land.
I'll keep all you hounds updated about the move!
I don't think it can come soon enough.

 

November 21, 2012

November 21st 2012 6:19 pm
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Mom was kinda down last night, so instead of writing I cuddled with her and gave her lots of kisses until she laughed. Tonight she says we're going to watch a movie called "Labyrinth". Apparently it has David Bowie in it. I don't really know much about him; except mom says his name funny kinda like some posh British lady, and that she gets really happy and dances about when 'Golden Years' comes on. It always gets me excited cause she'll dance with me and it makes everyone laugh.
We didn't really do much today, I think mom is feeling kind of sick. I wish I were a doctor.
She was talking about Christmas today, and how since she can't afford gifts for people she's going to draw them something. I think it seems like a lot of drawings but I think if she enjoys it then nothing else matters. I'm kind of glad we can't afford gifts because mom wanted to buy me a Christmas sweater from petsmart. She says it has a reindeer on it and that its very 'sweet'.
I tried to tell her that I'm not a sweet dog! I'm tough and intimidating. Only she's allowed to know that I'm loving. I don't want people looking at me and just thinking I'm cute and sweet. I can kick butt!
Now mom's calling me, she wants me to go outside and pee.
Till next time!

 

November 19, 2012

November 19th 2012 11:05 pm
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Well, mom came back from the doctors early this morning and all she talked about were how useless doctors were and how the trip was a waste. I think she wanted to call Grandma and complain but she refrained.
Sadly we didn't get to go for a walk today, it was raining so much that I didn't even like going out to pee! Mom and I are hopeful that the sun will be shining bright tomorrow. She says she has to do some "Christmas shopping" tomorrow, but she's usually pretty quick with shopping. She makes lists. It's kinda funny. So I'm hoping for a walk tomorrow. Rain rain go away, let Bruiser and mom out to play!
Instead of going for the walk mom moved all our stuff upstairs and cleaned the other room. She says she's been organizing all day, but I still think it looks like a big mess in our room. I'm not sure how she fit all this stuff in the smaller room...
Uh-oh, mom says the weather forecast looks bad, but she says we'll go out anyways, we just won't be able to 'dilly dally'.
But, even though it was a slow day I'm still really tired. Goodnight!

 

November 18, 2012

November 18th 2012 11:13 pm
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Mom got home from work and she was with my uncle! Both of them smelt like my friend Mihlah which means mom visited her without me. But they set to work moving all the heavy things up to our new room. It took a long time and looked like really hard work.
There are still a few small things downstairs, but mom says she's going to do that tomorrow. Apparently she's also going to clean tomorrow too.
She says she has a Doctors appointment in the morning. I think that's like a vet for people, which makes me worried. She usually only takes me to the vet for shots, invasive check ups, or if somethings wrong. She tells me it's no big deal though, so I'll trust her. I'll find out all about it tomorrow.
Unfortunately because of moms work and the moving we didn't get to go for a walk today. But I have a feeling we'll go for one tomorrow. I think mom likes the walks as much as I do, they always make her laugh and smile.
But today was pretty eventful and I'm tired. Made a new friend today, I guess he might move in with us. I think it'll be nice to have another man in the house. :)

Goodnight Dogster!

 

November 17, 2012

November 17th 2012 9:23 pm
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Mom came home from work a little late today. Said something about visiting 'her grandma', not important. What is important is we went for a walk! I think she was rewarding my for ignoring Cat all day. I felt a little guilty, I wasn't ignoring Cat, I just couldn't find Cat.
We came home and she started talking about our new room upstairs. I guess the blonde girl has left. But now mom and I get her room! It's huge. Unfortunately that means mom has been moving stuff all night and not paying much attention to me. (I've been sneaking onto the back of the couch and staring at the street but don't tell her that, I don't think she knows.)
Also the strange paws from under the door appeared again today. I tried to grab them but mom said no. She told me to leave the downstairs kitten alone. I didn't grab at them anymore after that, but I stood guard for a good solid twenty minutes. I was a stone wall of pure intimidation. I think that's why the paws finally went away. They realized they couldn't get past me.
I'm not sure why mom's moving stuff today though. She said that my uncle was going to come over and help. But mom does have a lot of crap, that could be why she's moving it all now... If I was her I'd just wait. Make him do all the work.
Anyways, I think I'm going to go inconvenience mom by laying on things she needs to move. It always makes her laugh.

 

November 16, 2012

November 17th 2012 1:30 am
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Today was an alright day. Mom went off to "work" early this morning. I think she's out having fun without me. I can't think of any other explanation to why she would leave me, or why I feel so sad when she does.
She always says "Don't do that to me!" when I look at her before she leaves. She usually follows it up with a "I'll be back. I always come back." Which I still doubt even though it's always proven true.
It wasn't a very productive day.
A few people walked by and I barked at them as I sat on the back of the couch. Mom doesn't like when I do that, so I always make sure to get a lot of it done while she's out. I would hate to upset her.
When she came home I got really excited and can't remember much of what happened. I think I got to go outside. Too excited to remember.
The rude cat hissed at me tonight. I got angry and ran at her, but mom stepped in front of me and held me back. Cat was lucky.
Mom always says how she hates the cat. I guess Cat throws up a lot and pee's on things even though she has a 'litter box'. Mom told one of the roommates today that it felt like a big "f you" from Cat.
Cat is always angry and glaring. Mom says Cat is reincarnation of Satan. I believe her and sometimes I fear for our lives.
But mom has to "work" again tomorrow and I bet I'm keeping her up. She said we can go to the park tomorrow. It's not very big, but there's a lot of smells and I can pee on things.
I remember one time mom took me for a walk, and she was picking up the mess I made (I'm still not sure why she does this, I always kick grass on it to tidy up. She always says "Bru! Stop kicking grass at me!" I want to say "then don't pick up my poo while I'm kicking mom." It just seems ridiculous.) but before I had pooped she was talking to grandpa on the phone and put her phone in her loose sweater pocket to clean up after me. As she was bending down I heard a kind of plunk, and mom started saying some inappropriate words. I guess her phone had fallen in the water. We ran back home. It was fun.
Well, I have a busy day ahead of me, lots of things to bark at. I also have to guard things from Cat.
Goodnight Dogster.

 
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