May 8th 2013 7:34 am
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Well pups I went to the vet yesterday for my "chip". Can you believe there were no edible chips at the vet's place?
First I got weighed. I am 72 pounds of muscle according to the vet, and this is a good weight for me! Then she gave me a treat! Then I got my eyes and ears checked and my heart and lungs listened to. At one point when she was listening to my lungs she reached around and held my mouth closed because I was panting so hard. Tee hee! Oh, and apparently I have the most beautiful coat ever! Yeah me.
Then I got taken to a back room because this is apparently where the chips were. I was so excited to finally get some chips. But wait, there was nothing to eat in this room. I had all of my vaccines brought up to day and then it was time for the chip. Yeah, finally something to eat! But wait, this chip was in a syringe and it went between my shoulder blades. What the?
Oh well, I got several more treats after that and several belly rubs and then mom and I went home.
P.S. I have still not been given a chip of any kind to eat!
P.P.S. Mom thinks if my chip were to be scanned it would say "priceless"!
I like chips too Buddy! Maybe you will get to eat one today! I guess you can't eat the chip that says priceless!
Yu got wipped off BIGTIME, Buddy!
Momma sez dat if my chip wuz scanned, it wood say,"Diwect me tu da MEATZ™"!
I think you got cheated--not getting something to eat. Those vets are not to be trusted. If they give you something to "eat", chances are it will taste (and smell) like crap like the antibiotics the vet gave me. I'm so glad they are GONE!!!
They did a bait & switch, by giving you a doggy treat instead of some human bag of chips...GRRR!
Yes you are priceless, and no one can put a price on being loved and cherished!
Glad you are all healthy and ready to romp!
glad that you got a clean bill of health and that you were chipped, but sad you didn't eat a chip
This chip would get you home.. thats the real "Priceless"
Hey Buddy - that was me - Mum is a kangaroo sort in the top paddock at present.
I think you deserve some chips (da real kind) for being so good at da vet.
Yes, my experiences at the (evil) vet have been nothing to eat and all sharp pointy things- some of which make me feel funny. Will try to sneak you some real chips soon.