January 18th 2013 8:13 am
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The following story is sad in a way, but it grossed out mom so I like it.
Mom was shovelling off the deck yesterday when she looked over at the BBQ cover. There was a very funny bulge in it. She went to feel the bulge and thought she felt feet!
She went to the garage and got a bucket and put a garbage bag into it. She went back to the deck and put the bucket under the bulge on the BBQ cover and then loosened the cover. There was a frozen crash in the bucket. Mom wasn't sure if she wanted to look or not. She decided to look and there was a very frozen squirrel. Don't ask her how it got there or why it got there. She thinks it wanted shelter under the BBQ cover and then froze.
Anywoodle, I looked into the bucket. Now I like anything frozen and just before this I was happily eating an icicle. Before mom knew what I was doing, I reached into the bucket, took out the squirrel, and laid down with it. When I realized mom was gonna take it away from, I quickly bit off a piece and went running with it. Mom disposed of the remainder and she figures I probably ate the piece I bit off.
The only thing better than frozen squirrelsicles is frozen poopsicles from the neighbors horses. Now those are yummy!
In other news, mom is thinking of renaming. Current suggestions are Shadow or Shadoe, Velcro, UnderFoot, or TooClose. What can I say. I need to be where the momma is!
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I got a birdsicle once, Mmmm! BOL!
We have names like those too fur us furs, here...one of mine could be 'Tripper', or 'Trip-up-pup'!
I think thats KOOL
Inquiring minds what to know: WHICH PART DID U GET
Condogulations Buddy! Takes practice to be FASTER than the Mom.....I wanna know what part you grabbed too! I'm sure it was yummy! I've been chasing squirrels my whole life....I've yet to catch one! Those critters are like tree monkeys,swinging and jumping from tree to tree...once they are off the ground and going up...It's no win situation for the doxie.... They chatter and tease you too....hugs,mazy
aww...but Im sure you really did like that
So cool! Get it? Frozen squirrel? Cool?
Mazy and Reilly, I bit off the head! Hmm, maybe that is a little TMI!
Buddy, thats great information, maybe you can think like squirrel now.BOL
I think you should market the squirrelsicles so even dogs where there are no squirrels can enjoy this treat.
Mommy thinks that are soooo sad. She is very fond of squirrels ever since she raised an orphan baby many years ago. She carried that squirrel around on her shoulder and hand fed it till it was a month old then she took it to a wildlife orphanage where they put them with other orphan squirrels and eventually get released back into the wild. This of course was way before I came here.
Hey !! Fresh Frozen Meat !!!
Hmmmmmmm Scrat is a saber-toothed squirrel in "Ice Age" who is obsessed with collecting acorns, constantly putting his life in danger to obtain and defend them.
I mean.. you are defending The Mum......... just sayin'
Wow..you are like the coolest pupper ever!
I's never had a squirrelsicle!
Yeah, it don't get cold enuff here to freeze dem! Sounds yummy, though!