April 10th 2006 7:46 pm
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well mama has put her foot down and is making me and my stinky brother go on walks. i can't believe she puts us ESPECIALLY ME on a leash! my paws get dirty and everything! SOMETIMES i have fun like when people see me and smile and tell mama how pretty i am but for the most part she should let that icky brother of mine walk and carry me. so anyway, today while we were outside on our dumb ol walk we seen what mama calls the "mailman." well he came right up to our house can you believe it! RIGHT up to the house and put stuff that wasn't treats in that box thingy outside the house. then he had the nerve to squat down and try to coax me and my icky brother over to him! normally i love everyone and just want to kiss kiss kiss, but i don't know what came over me! i barked at him! and not just one bark, ooo i let him have it! i said some VERY un-ladylike things to him too! my mama was shocked but i didn't care. something clicked inside me and told me i MUST bark at him. and i did. and..... it felt good! i did run over to him and sneak a VERY quick lick on his hand cause part of me wanted to get loved on, but something took over my brain. i'm such a ferocious diva!