The Biscuit Diaries

Day 24, Monday, 4/2/12

May 1st 2012 8:59 am
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Wowee! That was fun! It’s kinda hard getting enough exercise in our second-floor apartment, so Bob finally took the advice of Sue, the neighbor who likes me so much. He took me over to the basketball and tennis courts, which the humans here never use. Because the courts are fenced in, he was able to let me run off the leash to my heart’s content. I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. Bob brought my new rope bone, but I wasn’t interested much in playing catch. I just wanted to run free.

When I was too exhausted to run anymore, Bob brushed me. I guess I shed quite a bit. Tony says that I produce about a gerbil a day. I’m not sure what that means, but all the humans seem to think it’s funny. In fact, they seem to think Tony is a really funny guy. Personally, I don’t get most of his jokes, but that’s OK. He doesn’t seem to get most of mine either.

Bob and Tony laughed at me last night. Ya see, sometimes I like to sit with my hiney on the couch and my two front legs on the floor. I don’t know why they think that’s funny, but they do. Bob even took pictures. He takes lots of pictures of me. I wish he’d let me have the camera so I could take pictures to show all my friends how silly he can be sometimes.
Well, I guess I showed Bob who’s boss around here. He went to the gym and left me locked up in the kennel, but I managed to get out. How? you ask. Well, I’m not about to give away all my secrets.

 
 

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