January 12th 2012 10:58 am
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Last night I discovered two of the most annoying things in the world; tongs and Orlando.
I was politely begging while Mother A was cooking. She was using these metal tongs. Oh, what a horrible, piercing sound??!!! Did she not realize these tongs are evil? Does she not realize these zombie tongs are trying to get at our meat? These possessed tongs grab our meat, flip it around, and click to make us deaf to their evil ways. I tried to scare the tongs by showing my teeth and growling but they just kept on flipping and clicking.
Then, C was watching Jeopardy. One of the answers was Orlando. What is this horrible word? Or-LAN-do....ugh. It's horrible. I barked in my disgust and he repeated the word to me. I barked again and again to express my dismay.
Oy, what a night! I've decided to start a revolution against zombie tongs and Orlando. Who is with me???!!!
I am certain there dogs living in Orlando with parents using zombie tongs. This is the start of something very, very bad. We must revolt!
January 11th 2012 8:31 am
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Ah, I am get settled into my new home very nicely. I've now been with C&A for 4 weeks. Each week I get more relaxed and realize I've found the golden ticket at my new home.
I'm thrilled to have been chosen as the daily blog. I want to thank the academy, my family, and all the other dogster bloggers.
Cheers to a new year with new antics!
January 6th 2012 4:33 pm
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Hi Friends! I do this really cool thing where I set my body clock to exactly 2 hours earlier than my Mom & Dad (C&A). They set the alarm for 830a and I jump on them and start barking at 630a. They LOVE it! I've learned this really whining high pitch bark right in their ear and to stand over top and stare into their eyes. It's so fun! I recommend it for any dog who really needs to get their juices going in the morning!
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