January 25th 2011 6:20 pm
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I've got a new car to ride in!See, mom and dad are gear heads and speed demons. You know, the kind of people that go to car shows when it warms up or ride their bikes through the mountains.
Dad came in today and scooped up mom "I've got a surprise". And they were out the door.
Dad bought mom a rare Trans Am.
Now, the Beamer is referred to as Diamond's car. Not moms, not dads but mine. Can I trade with you mom? I want this car to be mine? When you take it to the show, can I ride with you instead of dad? I'll ride in the front seat beside mom. Can you see me now, with my new bronze doogles on too. All the dogs will be sweating my ride!
This is what MY NEW RIDE will look like when restored:
I'm glad you have your own car. When Daddy was still alive, we had 9 of them. He was a car enthusiast. He also collected model cars which Mommy has been selling for the past 3 years on ebay. I'm wondering why none of those cars were designated as mine. He should have bought one just for me.
Bandit, I'm sorry your Daddy died. Sounds like you have very fond memories of him. My daddy has a car buying problem too. I don't think he can pass up a good deal. Mom says as long as he can make a profit off the car when he gets tired of playing with it, she doesn't care. But like foster pets some find a furever home with us. Mom is still waiting for him to sell the corvette. His sister says he needs to seek help.
Ever sense the Beamer came home dad has said it was mine probably cause I like riding in it the most. Mom calls it a work in progress, it's got more shorts than the U.S. soccer team. She drives it all the time cause it is a stick shift and it's a classic. I like it but Mom's new car is going to be way cooler.
Kid Rock eat your heart out.