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May 25th 2012 6:55 am
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Yesterday was my big day. I's finally old enough to get my OFA Certification. I went to the vet to get my x-rays for my hips and elbows.
My paws are crossed and my tail is in a knot hoping for a good score.
When I was sedated Momma told them to give me a manacure and pedicure. My nails are very short now in what is called a show cut.
Bad news...I have hook worms. It is probably because I've been spending alot of time at the farm with my friend Tracker Dee. Tracker and her brother Coconut do not get to the vet much so she probably gave them to me. Maybe that is why I've been licking myself so much lately. Hopefully the dewormer will make me pay less attention to my hind quarters 'cause Momma thinks it's gross when I's going to town on myself.
So, even though Momma spent a small fortune on me yesterday she has to take all of us to the vet now for a fecal test and dewormer because as you know if one of us has worms we all have worms. Luckily I do not have heartworm and I'm back on meds for the next three seasons.
Bark with you Later,
Paisley Anne


Birthday Happiness

May 19th 2012 10:42 pm
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I had a great birthday. French Toast for Breakfast and I got Ice Cream from my favorite ice cream shop on da 16th before the NATO's visit to Chicago closed down multiple streets near our apartment. We got to run at da farm almost all day long and one time today I got to run along side Grandpa's Motorcycle which is much faster than da golf cart. I can keep up really well because I am really fast. Da golf cart is no challenge for me.


Duke has been found

April 3rd 2012 7:49 pm
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We found out Duke was not lost and injured...he was stolen and the blood on the door was all a hoax to keep us from looking for him and bringing him home. Duke is home, safe and sound with not a scratch on him. He is happy and we love him. More details will be posted. If anyone has any questions I can answer them after we all get some much needed rest.



April 1st 2012 8:02 pm
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Chew da Gorilla Glue

March 27th 2012 4:33 pm
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Got inta some Gorilla Glue while I was suppos-ta be protectin' da house. What? Can'ta gal do two things at once? Well, supposibly not well because while I was chewin' da bottle I got some on my chest and left pastern. Momma had to cut da glue out. But I sat patiently while she did it.

Den I chewed all da stuffin' outta one of my toys because I cannot sit too long in one place.

Momma gave us all a soft, new toy each today. Ruby got a white...bear I guess. They are kinda shaped like deeze things. Duke got a brown...bear and I got a pink...puppy...I guess because it's got da floppy fly'way ears. Well anyway, deeze toys all gots large squeekers in deer heads and I just thought that I deseve dem so much more den everybody else so now dey are all mine. All of dem!

So be it,
Paisley Anne


How to roll off the bed with finesse :o)

March 11th 2012 6:49 am
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Dis mornin' Momma was pettin' me as I lay on da edge of da bed and said, "Careful you are going to roll off the bed." So I slightly repositioned myself and continued getting da lovin's. A minute or so went by and I...Ooops moved a smidge to the left and plop, rolled off the bed onto my back.
Did I panic and look like a fool?
Not dis Paisie.
I took a long, slow, stretch on my back and relaxed and eventually got off the floor and back onto the bed for more cuddles.
It's all about having a positive mindset.

Dat is Classy, Pupsters. I may be young but you can learn from dis pup :)

Paisley Anne


My feets

January 3rd 2012 7:31 am
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Ruby, Duke, and I aww stepped in Pawts Cweaner when pwaying at da farm Cwistmas day.
I had a spwit nail dat Momma cut fo' me but I's stiw wimpin' wound.
I's takin' Clavamox to keep an infection down cuz Ruby gots da hot spots on her feets. I'm smawt and don't wick my toes to make it worse wike her.
I'm awso takin' da chiwdren's ty-nal to keep me fwom wimpin' so bad. Two in da mornin' and one befo' bed.
Wish me luck on gettin' better soon.
-Paisley Anne


Seaweed Studies

July 10th 2011 8:47 pm
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Today at da beach I cowected lotsa seaweed and bwought it to my lab-wa-tor-wee at da sand. I's gonna make it my duty to run tests on aww dis data. I also find a clam that was not jus' a shell. He was in deer so I bwinged him to shore. And I toss him up and down on da beach. All in da name of research.
Den my family and fwends started helping me with my cowection of da seaweeds. Day would find me some and hold it up above da water. Then I would go get it and while I bwinged it to da shore I would decide if dis was a new species or same from texture. If it was da same I would drop it in da water and turn back to dem to see if day found any more. If it was new I would bwing it back to my pile for further tests.
Sometimes Ruby would hinder my research and steal my seaweed. Den she would usually eat it.
Even with this delemma I had eighteen different types of seaweed fwom da same lake in my pile by da end of da twip...and one clam of course.
Maybe I's gonna be a famous scientist and discover a new type of seaweed. I even digged some holes at the beach but no seaweeds grow in da sand.
Even when doin' my research I still had time for fun. I did lotsa swimmin' with Momma and Daddy and our fwends. Da water was warm like a bath. I even got to swim really far out in da water and the people acted like an island for Duke, Ruby, and Me. Day would let us rest on dem for a while so we could safely swim all da way back to shore.
I also did some runnin' up and down da water line in da sand with Ruby and Duke. Dat was fun, too.
When we were done Duke chased off some more Geese and almost got one. He is very skilled.
I learned alot today and I slept da whole ride home.

Another fun day at da beach,
Paisley Anne


Today's Featured Diaries

July 7th 2011 6:21 pm
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Momma got a wetter about me. I's one of da picks for da Diary Entries today. Momma found dis in her email box:

Dear Kathleen,
Dogster wanted you to know that Paisley Anne is one of today's featured diaries and it will be displayed all day on our Diary Central page at under 'Today's Picks'. I know I know, we're barking like mad over here too! Thanks so much for running with the Dogster pack and keeping a diary.
Much Woof,
For the love of

So 'Cited!!!
Thank you Dogster!

Paisley Anne


AKC Papers Are Here

July 4th 2011 8:20 pm
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Just got dem in fwom da mail. Day musta been here since Fwiday. My pedigree...Momma says not impressive sounding at all.
I's gonna change all dat.

My full name is Paisley Anne Masked Vigilante.

Wish me luck! My first Schutzhund Class is tomorrow at 9am.

Also, wish Icy, our ki-ki, luck. She is going in for her Spay surgery tomorrow at 6am. Yikes!
Guess this means she is family after all. We live in the city with lotsa ki-ki's runnin' 'round and Icy sometimes likes to sneak out da door. She don't go nowhere jus' sits there but that is dangerous too.

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