March 25th 2013 12:42 pm
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This morning I discovered Mom sitting in HER Chair, with Pennie atop of Mom. Mom was holding Pennie extra close, for comfort as she thought of some Bad Things. I decided to climb atop of Pennie and Mom. Then I got down, found a deer antler gnaw, and climbed back atop Pennie and Mom. I managed to wedge the deer antler gnaw right under Mom's collar bone, and proceeded to enjoy a good gnaw AND a good snuggle. Mom failed to appreciate the soothing comfort of the rhythmic grinding sensation of the deer antler gnaw pressing into her clavicle.
Eventually, Mom decided she no longer wished to meditate upon the deer antler gnaw grinding into her clavicle, and she took the gnaw away from me.
I decided to hop back upon Mom, and this time I perched in one of my favorite positions: Sophie bottom firmly wedged under Mom's chin, perched upon Mom's shoulder and upper chest. Despite being in a somewhat head-down position, I was rapidly able to achieve Snoring Sophie Status.
Mom soon had to get up to fetch Wee Lass. That is when she noticed that I had left her a wonderful gift: Sophie Essence. Upon Mom's fleece were two luxuriously-smelling spots of Sophie Essence. Yesterday I had been banished to my grate because I was acting dangerously close to become Exploding Sophie. Nothing ever came of the threat, however, apparently my System indeed was upset, and I was experiencing a bit of Sophie Essence Leakage.
Mom was not amused. She was not even thankful!
She dashed upstairs and changed her t-shirt and fleece before heading off to fetch Wee Lass.
I truly fail to understand this woman who claims to be my Mother. I feel dangerously close to wishing to deny her any of my Sophie Essence, but I shall not. I am far too interested in Mom's well-being to deny her of any part of me; I am simply that generous.
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Sometimes, as I have experienced quite often, Mom's do not know the experience we are sharing with them. Any dog (or person if they had any sense of smell at all) would know not to bother your Mom since she already had Sophie Essence™ (I know you have a mahvalous marketing campaign planned) applied that there would be no more room for additional dogs. After all you applied with that intent I'd imagine. BOL.