February 6th 2012 3:17 am
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I worked very hard the last few days, for ME.

I put myself at great risk by snuggling up to Little Lad while he was writhing in agony with the stomach virus. Where was So-called Nurse Pennie? Faux-Nurse Pennie fled in terror at the moans of agony and threats of imminent eruption coming forth from Little Lad. I took off my Queen Sophine white gloves, donned a pair of delicate white vinyl gloves, and comforted my Subject during his time of need.

Then I cleaned up the kitchen floor, underneath the cabinets, by Snuffling up all the crumbs. Yes, there I was, busy as a Common Scullery Maid, Snuffle Sophie, vacuuming up all the tasty, still useable crumbs accumulated in the space where the cabinets overhang the floor. I have never seen Pennie help with the vacuuming. Snuffle Sophie sneezed quite a bit during the process, as there was more than just crumbs that had drifted underneath the cabinet overhang.

So, in your snout, Nannie Pennie, Nurse Pennie, Tutor Pennie, Just-Say-No Pennie, and all those other jobs that you take on, and perform so well.

I, Queen Sophine, did TWO jobs over the last few days, quite a work record for me.