August 25th 2011 7:41 am
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I have not earned the nickname "Queen Sophine" for lack of causation.
Once I settle into a "spot" I do not like to be moved. It does not matter how uncomfortable or how inconvenienced the human may be, or perhaps if one of their limbs is hyper-extended, I am fixed to that spot for the duration of my nap or snuggle. If I am moved, I simply roam about the room and return to that spot.
I have three favorite things: snuggling, gnawing, and sun-spots. What better than to combine two at a time?
One of my favs is to jump into my victim's, er human's lap, with a gnaw bone, and settle down for a nice snuggle, and a gnaw, while the human watches TV. It is particularly nice to lay upon Oldest Lad or Mom while they are stretched out upon the couch. I can lay upon the human belly, and then wedge my gnaw bone into the natural cleft between the torso and the upper arm. It also works to wedge the gnaw bone between the human chin and upper shoulder. Then I proceed to snuggle and gnaw. I have been told in no uncertain terms that the noise of my gnawing that radiates up to the human ear is deafening. I don't care.
This morning I discovered another perfect snuggle and gnaw position. Mom was laying on the couch, administering her Morning Middle Lad Before School Nagging Routine: take your ADD and allergy meds, brush your teeth, put on deodorant, are you SURE you have your homework (Middle Lad still forgot his planner on his desk.)
I snuggled between Mom's thighs, with my upper body laying on Mom's lower body. Then I found the perfect place to wedge my gnaw: in Mom's belly fat. I don't know why Mom was so offended; it's not like there was any noise radiating to her ear, it was all dissipating into her belly fat. In fact, this could be a new way to eliminate belly fat!
Mom WAS quite offended, and despite me being forced down, circling the room and coming back to resume the same snuggle and gnaw spot, I found myself completely banished from this perfect spot. I shall try again tomorrow; perhaps Mom was just upset that Middle Lad did not get up the first time she awakened him today.
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That does sound like a new form of liposuction...I say your mom lets you try it.
My Mom also has belly fat and she wants to know how much you charge for your services.
Prof. Chester, cosmetic consultant
Great idea here.
Hey, I tossed you a few bones, congrats on your diary pick!
Dearest Professor Chester,
I am willing to provide my services free of charge; however, I am not allowed to leave my yard except on leash and with a grown-up, so your Mom may have to come fetch me.
Hmmm- I'll let Mom know- thanks. And congrats on your DDP!
Girlfriend, we're both Diary Picks today, belly by belly- Alpha Girrrls Rule!