August 18th 2011 11:36 am
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Rental Dog Camille has become far too adjusted to life in Suburbia. How do we explain on Petfinder that Rental Dog Camille has spent the last few months learning the bad habits of a Summer in Suburbia where the incumbent Mom has not the time nor energy to prevent counter cruising, begging for food, and couch-napping? Rental Dog Camille shall go to her new home fully expecting to languish upon the furniture and sleep in bed until noon. In her defense, she IS crate trained, and is a hard worker -- she is often the first to climb up on the kitchen table to clean plates.
This afternoon Camille benefited from Wee Lass not wanting to eat her lunch, but desiring to go straight to snack. Unfortunately, Mom has a general idea of the length of time needed for one preschooler to eat a brown pea butter and jelly sandwich. The proper length of time was not consumed, and the evidence of brown pea butter was evident all over Rental Dog Camille's whiskers. When interrogated with firm evidence presented, Wee Lass had no recourse but to admit that she fed her brown pea butter and jelly sandwich to Rental Dog Camille's eagerly waiting lips.
Either Rental Dog Camille will go to a family who will find her "pleasantly broken in" or Rental Dog Camille will have to give up a few habits she has learned from her Summer in Suburbia.
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I would like to volunteer my services should Camille get too full to eat Wee Lass's food in the future. It takes a pack of dogs to raise a toddler!
LOL-- where can I get me one of them toddlers who duzn't like peanut butter???
Cuz I luvs me some peanut butter!