February 22nd 2011 6:06 am
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I spent most of yesterday upstairs in bed with Mom and Mom's migraine. In an effort to produce as many Healing Vapors as possible, I was buried under the blankets, snuggled tight against Mom. Indeed, I was able to build up quite the Vaporage! It must have worked for, Mom's headache is gone this morning.
Late in the afternoon, Geometry Tutor stopped by. Instead of getting out from beneath the blankets (and leaking out too many of my built up Healing Vapors,) I sat up under the blankets and BARKED, BARKED, BARKED!
Mom said I was pathetic!
It was not Pathetic to Bark from under the blankets! NO! If Geometry Tutor is truly the Mathematics Genius she is purported to be, she should have been able to Triangulate to the sound of my barking, and be even more impressed with my Bigness and Braveness!
After my initial Barking, I took some time to settle down, and was wandering around the Concrete Queen Bed, still underneath the blankets.
Mom said it looked like a scene from the movie, "The Mummy," and that I was a Scarab Beetle, penetrated under a person's skin and then crawling around, before completely overtaking the person's body. Ewww! Those scenes were so gross!
Mom just does not appreciate either my Healing Vapors OR my Bravery.
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Eww...that sounds really gross. You are much too cute to be a scarab beetle!