Bacon Beesun's Most Gigantikull New Year Yet!

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January 10th 2012 9:23 am
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Dear Diary!

HOLY MOLY! What a year the 2012 are turning out to be for MEEEEEEE!

Mama says this might be Bacon's MOST NAUGHTIEST YEAR YET!

OH BOY! Now if only I can just keep it up! The pressure are on!

But I has Beeleefs in MY BACONNESS!

I just tells myself, Bacon think he can, Bacon think he can, chugga chugga choo-choo, like the little engine guy, chugga chugga chugga, I knows I can, I know I can....chugga chugga choochoooooooo! BACON CAN! BACON CAN DOES IT! BACON BEESUN CAN BE THE NAUGHTIEST DOG EVFUR!!!!!

So I started off new year REALLY SOOPER DOOPER BIG!!!! I eated an 11 OUNCE BAG of CHOCKLATEY MORSELS!!!!!

Mama & Papa didn't knowed it was me. Nope. But Bacon demanded the credits.

So after Mama & Papa gave me, Beanie & Izzy B. each a Tablespoon of Hydrogen Peroxide administratered via a SIRRRRINGE, I throwed up 3 times, and the whole back yard smelleded like Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

Then evfurrybody knowed it were ME BACON, who was naughtiest! Izzy just had a little bit. Beanie had none. He was too busy waiting for Mama to come back. But he did bring Mama the empty chocko chip bag the minute she returneded. So she knowed right away.

See Mama, you may call Beanie Tiny Satan, but YAY Bacon! I am bestest!

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 9:31 am

OMD...all that chocolate, well sounds like you sure are starting the year off on a good start...BOL

Barked by: ☀ Whitley ☀ (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 9:53 am

You are being real naughty! I's never gotten much chocolate, but it smells really good. And you got to taste it twice! BOL BOL!

Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 10:33 am

Wow Bacon my friend you were real naughty to eat that much chocolate. Good thing your Momma knows all about the hydrogen peroxide thing. She probably saved you so you can go on to make this year the naughtiest ever. I think your off to a real great start.
Hugs

Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 10:38 am

How soon you have forgotten. If you're not good, Santa won't visit you next year.

Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 11:32 am

That Beanie sure is a tattle-tale!! We has a no-squealer-policy at our house! BOL!!

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 2:02 pm

BOL! Except fur the making you all barf part...good thing your Mama knew what to do!
Growelmy knows that 'trick' too, but not fur me, she had to fo that to Suki a long time ago...YUCK!

Now I think you will be banned from the kitchen?!
...and isn't that where the real edible bacon lives...Pity!

Have a good year, Bacon...and woofs to your furblings!

Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 7:46 pm

My my Bacon. Only 10 days into the new year. You might have wanted to save that up for the end of the year. Working up to Foxglove and Rhododendron leaves? Be well Bacon.

Barked by: ☀ Finley ☀ (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 11:52 pm

Yikes, BakeyBoy-- be careful!! We don't wants ya sick!

But like Whitley sez, at least ya got to taste it twice!!

Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

January 11th 2012 at 8:22 am

Holy Moly! Be careful! I heard the chocolates are just for the peeps. They may smell good but they are dangerous fur us to eat. Glad you are okay.

Barked by: Bacon

January 11th 2012 at 8:38 am

When I throwed up all the chocolate, Papa found an inch and a half of Bully Stick in the vomits, too! Mama thought Beanie had hid it cause she usually takes them away from us when they get little.

Yesterday, all the toys with ears or limbs got throwed out. Mama said she does not have monies for emergency surgermaries for the Bacon. BOL!