December 14th 2011 12:45 pm
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Bacon WUFFS HIM'S TEEFS!
PURLEE White Chomperses are good for going "NOM, NOM, NOM" on EVFURRYTHING!
YESSIREE! I wuffs Teefs!
And I wuff my Mamm! Just like Beanie Weenie, I watches my Mama all the time, and I try to be just like her.
That are why last night...Bacon were sooooo confoozled.
I heard Papa downstairs yelling to the Mama, "Did you give Bacon a bulllleeee sticker?"
And Mama say to him, "NO! Why?"
"Well, him are upstairs chomp, chomp, chompering away on something!!!"
Then Papa comed lumbering up the stairs like Papas do, kaklompety klomp, kaklompety klomp, kaklompety klomp....
and he taked away from the Bacon the most wonderfur, magickal, minty fresh, silly strings of hyjeans!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Naughty Papa! Naughty! Then he taked the wonderfur magickal minty fresh silly strings of hyjeany goodness down to Mama and said, "LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOUR DOGGIE DID!"
Cause Bacon had to chew up the container of the silly sting of hyjeany goodness in order to get to the minty freshness, and then the string explodered on account of Bacon does not have the oppperzozahbull thumbses, which make it really hard to uses the silly strings of minty fresh goodness on my LARGE PURLY WHITE BACON CHOMPERSES!
Papa showed Mama the Baconatered pile of strings and plastickulls and he said I were NAUGHTY! OMD!
So the point of the matter are that Daddies does not understands the importances of good dental hyjeans, and the manyoofackchurerzes of the wonderfur, magickal, minty fresh silly strings of hyjeany goodness does not take doggies lacks of oppperzozahbull thumbses into the considerayshun when they is doing them's produckt designs and stuff.
Yu r wite, Bacon! My Momma finks my teefs r (omg) CUTE! Hur habs no idea dem r wegisterd wif da RCMP an' da FBI cuz dem r wee-fal wepons. Wookout!
I neber twied da minty fwesh siwwy stwings ob hijeenie gudness. Fanks fur da tip, my fwiend :)
Hmmm...pawppy brought a bunch of that into our den recently...I shall have to go exploring...
That stuff sounds great, Bacon!
I don't think you were being naughty at all. All you were trying to do was take good care of your toofers thereby saving your Daddy lots of money for toofer cleanings at the vet. Point this out to him and I am sure he will change his mind. :)
Bacon is NEVER naughty. Bacon is just exploring his environment and taking good care of his teeths!!
Oh Bacon, sumtimes we ged in twouble for fings dat we du nod kno r wrong. Juss da obher dey, momma were gon fur a bery wong time. I did kno why her was gon fur soo wong an I gotted bery bored. I chewed up all ob da bully sticks momma left fur me and brothers. Den i founded a wittle hole in momma's old sofa, it r da one dat momma wets us sweep on. I dug da hole bigger and den I stared tu pull out da stuffing. When momma camed home, der wer stuffing a ober da howse. Boy oh boy, momma were soo mad her face turned purple.
We got yur cwissmas card. Fanks bery much.
BOL! BOL! BOL! OMD, LUNA!
Bacon getses bored, too! It are very boring sometimes at our Beesun fambly home during the daytimes.
Sometimes I getses bored with my millyuns of toyses and I then I go find stuff that belongs to Mama to play with!
Like her eyeglasses! Or her remote controllers! Or the toity papers in the bathytime roomses.
Mommas and Daddies is confuseratin'-- they wants us to have good toofs and then they get upsetted when we tries to clean 'em....
Dey makes no sense at all......
He shoulda been so pawroud of you, Bacon! I never unnerstand da pawrents!
Minty freshness....hmmm I must try some!
Guess what! I bomitteded tonight! I bomitted up the metal thingie that cuts the flossie minty stringses into peepole size flossie pieces. Papa were afraid to tell Mama, but there are no blood, and I am acting normal, not sickie and eating. Mama says I has to be carefurl! Metal tastes yucky, but i eat it anyway!
YAY!! Bomittin' r wotza fun :D It makes da peepoles wun all ober da pwace an' wook fur paper towels which r a waste cuz I cood cween it up weel gud!
Oh...EMMM...DEEE! Bacon wuffs the paper towelses! Them's the bestest Mr. Cakeses! I wuff to steal them on the roll or on the floor or from the wasted papers baskets! Yay! Paper Towelses!
Bacon would bomit evfurry day if it meaned more paper towelses! Cause you know what you can does with the paper towelses? You can make it SNOW! In the house!
Don't forget what Ella calls snot wontons. The first time we read about tissues + colds = snot wontons. BOL
BOL! At least you got good breath!
Im sure you are very kissable with minty breathe, but then again you did vomit, so maybe not so much now...BOL
The peeples are crazy. Here you are trying to clean your teeth and sweeten your breath and they get upset with you.
Bacon, fresh breath will come in handy the next time you meet a cute girl while out on a walk.
Bacon meeted a cute girl! OMD! We got a Card tonight from Miss Whitley in Texas! OMD! Bacon are in wuffffffff! (((swooniezoomiezoomzoom)))
Just wait until ya gets MY card, Beanie!!! BOL!