November 30th 2011 2:12 pm
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This year Bacon told Mama I wanna give all my furriends all my most favoritest things...just like Boprah Winfree!
Bacon told Mama to wrap up the stockings full of dirts and snow and bully stickses and squeaky toyses and blankies and walkses.
Mama said, "But Bacon, we cannot afford to send all that stuffs to all your furriendses."
Bacon cried and cried and cried.
Then we maked a compromise. Mama said I could send my furriendses a nice howlerday card full of my Bacony wishes for them.
So if you are not in the Schnauzerses Rulez club exchange, pawlease pmail The Bacon your address and I will make sure Mama puts your name on my Chrissymess list!!!
Hugs & Wuff,
Bacon B. Chubalub Chunky Butt
Bacon!! Yu fink dose Schnauzie pupses r eber gonna figur out dat we r NOD Schnauzers?? BOL :D
Du nod werry 'bout sendin' giffs tu pupses, Bacon Pubby! Chwissmus r all 'bout da wuff an' da hopes an' da dweems ob pupses ALL ober da werld ♥ 'Sides, it r nod wegal tu send MEATZ™ 'cwoss da border :D