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October 27th 2011 9:01 am
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Dear Diary,

This are Bacon's Best Week EVFUR!

OMD! Barkdays are pawesome. Is it your barkday today? Let's have a party!!!!

Bacon hopes it are my barkday again tomorrow. And on Sattermaday, too!

Can you eeemagine if it were Sattermaday and your BARKDAY ALLLLLL DAY, too? OH BOY! That would be the best day EVFUR!

Can you eeemagine if it were the best day evfur and the best week evfur at the same time? OH EMMMMMM DEEEE!

Bacon's HEAD & HEINIE are so excited I think I might EXPLODE from all the happinesses inside.

Being TWO are PAWESOME! Guess what I did today?

Well, you knowed how now that Bacon are a soooper big boy like my brofur Ernie, sometimes I goes downstairs 5-6 times in the nighttime to lay on the back of the sofas like Ernie used to do?

Well this MORNING TIME (YAY MORNING TIME!!!) Bacon seed a BIG FAT BUNNEH RABBIT eating our bird seedses! And that did not seem RIGHT TO BACON. In fact, it maded Bacon feel a little bit uncomfytorbull, and a little hot under my collarses.

In fact, I feeleded a little bit like "Hey, who did that Mr. Bunny think him do be? Coming ovfur to Bacon's yard, when it are barely the Morning times yet, and eating the seedses that belong to my MAMA and the big black crow guyses that Beanie don't like! Who did that Mr. BunBun think him was?"

And Bacon, being two yearses old now and all, I lookded down at my speshull secret Bracelet that my angel brofur sended to me that say WWEGD on it (What Would Ernie George Do?) and I barkeded with a grrrrrrrry sound in my Bacony voice, and I barkeded and barkeded. OOOOOH Bacon were SCARY! Like Scary Halloweenie Wherewolffy SCARY!

So Scary Mama and Beanie came running downstairs in them's underpants!

And I told them, don't you worry, Mama & Beanie! Bakey have evfurrything unner controls. And then Mama lookeded out and there were that big bunneh, just munching away on the Bird seedses.

Mama laffed. And Bacon say, "HE ARE SCAREDED ON THE INSIDE MAMA" and she knocked on the window and he runneded away!

Bacon showeded him!

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 9:18 am

Braveeeeeeeeee Boyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 9:23 am

I am with you on this one, Bacon!
GRRR! WOOOOOOF!
Tell that hare to just dare to come back...

Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 9:25 am

Oh no! Now your Momma and Beanie are runnin round in their underpants????! Don't let Zaidie know or him will faints!
Bacon you are sooo brave, that bunbun sounded huge! Keep up the good works :D ♥

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 9:42 am

Milton, I was thinking the same thing about Mama running in her underpants now...BOL

But you are doing a great job!

Barked by: Diablo Davis (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 10:45 am

Beanie wears underpants?!

Barked by: Scooter (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 11:34 am

OMD...I'll be happy to send Beanie my Christmas jammies cuz I have a feeling mom will be pulling those out again this year. BOL!!

Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 12:09 pm

OMD, OMD! There is too much running around in the underpantzies at your house. I think you did just what EG would have wanted you to do. You are learning and doing a great job. Glad to hear you weren't wearing the underpantzies. It must be hard to look tough in them.

Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 12:39 pm

You get that bunneh!!

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 12:49 pm

HD starts to laugh and thinks to himself, those Beesuns sure do like to run round in their underpantsies!

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 12:52 pm

Good job, Bacon! I luvs to bark those bunnies-- and chase 'em too!!

Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 12:57 pm

Mama says she are creating a Frankensteinie Monster. OH BOY. She says the last thing she needs is anothfur EG barking all night evfurry time a critter stirs in the Beesun Backyard!

Frankensteinie Monster!!!! Just in time for Halloweenies.

You guys...sometimes Mama wears the Pantses to bed, but mostly just underpants, but she said BAKEY, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MAMA'S UNDERPANTS in our DIARY! And Bakey said, okay Mama, but Bacon do!

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 1:02 pm

BOL at the underpants, Bacon! And yeah, you sure showed the bunny who was boss! Good job, pal!

Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 1:08 pm

Scared he most certainly was.

Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 10:34 pm

OMD, Bacon!! Did I miss your barkday???!!! I can't believe it!! I'm sure Dogster tried to tell me, but mommy wasn't paying attention. *bonk mommy!* Anypaw, I know you had a happy one because you are just a happy guy!!! And that makes me happy, too!