March 22nd 2011 9:20 am
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OMD! The Sky are falling! The Sky are falling! Splish! Splash! Splish! Splash! Rainy drops of Happy Time Fun are falling from the sky! Wooohoooooooo! Bacon runs really fast, but they still getted me! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bacon's whole big yard full of snowcones are melting! No more eating my most favoritest icy snow until I hurls!!! BOOOOOO!
HOWEVFUR!!!!! The othfur day Bacon made most wonderfurl discovfurry in the backyard of joy and fun times!There are a whole wide secret world underneath our decks.
It is a magical land of muds and varminty smells!! OMD! I wuffed it! And then after I emergered from frolickle-ling with the little gnomey guys and trolls and bunny rabbits that live underneath the deck, I pretended like I were the Creature from the Black LAGOOOOOOOON, on account of Bacon were covfurred in muds, glorious muds!
"RAWR!" Bacon roar, as I flingered the muds evfurrywhere! "Rawr!" And big black muddy paw paws were all ovfur the deck!
Then Mama snatchered me up and we went in the MAGICAL WATERFALL Closet of GOOD PEEPOLE SMELLS where the water fairies dances and Mama got in there and scrubbed all the Black Lagoon Monster Mud away. And Bacon were tap-dancing, splash, splash, splash, and more dancing and Bakey heinie-shaking, and "SINGING IN THE RAIN! BACON'S SINGING IN THE RAIN!!!"
And I got a NEW TOY!!! A GRUNTY PIG! He goes "Grunt, Grunt, SNORT, Grunt, SNORT! GRUNT! GRUNT!" OMD! He's Heelarryuss! Bacon love Grunty Pig. OMD!
Ooooh, oooh, ooooh!!! SQUIRREL!!!!! (zooooooooooom)
Wow, a whole wonderland under the deck? That sounds heavenly. You like the magical waterfalls? I don't like them, but I have to get in there every other week.
A new toy, I love new toys. We gots a new football last night. It is squeezy and squeaky and just the right size to run around and keep out of Duncan reach. I'll do zoomies with you.
OMD! C'mon Hammie! Let's go! I WILL CHASE YOU! THEN YOU CHASE ME! THEN BACON CHASE YOU! THEN WE CHASE BEANIE!!!!! (zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm RUNNNNNNNNNNING!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Bacon, we had a magical place under the deck too, where there were mud and grass and stone, and bugs and all sorts of lovely things, but then MAMA covered it up with that lattice fencing and we can't get in there anymore. :( Mommy is afraid of mice, and didn't want us catching another one!!!!
OMD???? NO! Say it are not SOOOOOOOO! No more magical place of varminty guys and trollses? OMD!
I hearded our Mama & Papa talking about fensez around the gardens, too! What kinda Mama & Papa want to trap the flowers and veggietabulls in? That are reeedickyless!
More chasing! More chasing!!!!! Go Rudy!!!!
Here I come - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Your turn again. This is fun. You are faster than Duncan, WEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I wanna play! RUNNNNNN!! BOL BOL!
"RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!" Hey you kidses!!! I'm gonna get chooo!
You get em, Grandma Izzy! LOL!
(Izzy sometimes feels compelled to join in the chase! It's kind of hilarious)
Bacon, Momma says she wishes that people were more like you, cause then everyone would be happy about the little things in life and not get all over excited about the dumb stuff! RAWR!!
Bacon are a HAPPY pup! Don' efur change, ok?
Bakey you're so fast!
Fizzy, you're Momma is pawsolutely right!
Hoo-mans should learn more from us pups. They should stop and smell the varmits once in a while.
That's 'kay Daisy! Don't be scared.
It's just Izzy scaring the kids.
I missed the part about your Papa snoring!
What's with that?
OMD! Maybe they don't has that song for the kidses in the Porto Ricohs.
It's a song that goes, It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head and didn't get up til morning!!!
Bol! bol! It's kinda stoopie! BOL!
It make me laff! You're sposed to say that when it rains I guess, cause that's what my goofy Mama says to Bakey!
HD rolls over on his back holding his tummy as he laughs and laughs.........
Bacon....as always we love you and your diary!
Mud and bath and a new toy... perfect day !!!!!
Growlmy & I should not have read this until the morning...cause now we are too excited to go nighty-nights! Zoooomies, zoom-zooma-zoom! WOOF! BARK! ZOOM!
You are so funny...but even if our timing was wrong it is hard to feel down about anything at all after we read your diary! BOL!
Zoom!(We got all that rain, too and ice and snow...)
Oh boy Bacon, that sounds like fun!!! I love getting baths! Have fun with the new toy!
::scratching and scritching at the front door::
Daddy, take me out! It's raining and I gotta go see if we have a deck with a wonderfur world underneath!! DADDDDYYYYY!!
Ok... That's why your Papa was snoring...
We don't have that song, but we have something similar. I don't know it in English and it goes like this:
Que llueva, que llueva,
la Virgen de la Cueva,
los pajaritos cantan,
las nubes se levantan,
¡Que si, que no,
que caiga un chaparrón!
Que siga lloviendo,
los pájaros corriendo,
florezca la pradera
al sol de Primavera.
¡Que si, que no!
¡Que caiga un chaparrón!
¡Que no me moje yo!
we have a deck out back where the pool used to be, and I can get myself through the lattace and roam around under there, but one time I couldn't get out and I cried forever it seemed. They heard me but couldn't find me...Mom was in a panic state!!
My Dad snores so loud too, but Mom says it's now a race between the two of us...BOL
We have one of those magical decks too. Mostly it just has garage kitteh under it. Sometimes we get those pesky Opossums and once me and Misty chased a Raccoon under there. Talk about a FREAKED OUT Mom. I tried to talk her into a purple heart medal because I did rip a toenail out.
Mud pup, that's what they'll be calling you, Bacon!!
The pig toy sounds like fun!!