What's Shakin', Bacon?

A Horrorbull Case of Mistaken Identity

March 6th 2011 2:22 pm
[ View A Comments (18) ]

Dear Diary,

Bacon is such a good boy! At 4:thirties in the A.Eminems, Mama was awakened by the sounds of the Urka Gurkas.

Beanie, who are on Mama like a stink on a stink pie, 24/7, was nowhere to be found.

Beanie sleeps by Mama's head and Bacon sleeps by Mama's feetses.

But I were trying to tell Mama something. I were giving her all kinds of hints. I were sitting on her head. I were digging at her face. I were curling up around her neck. She were telling me to go back to sleep. Until she moofed her footsie. And she felt a big HOOOMUNGUS lake soaking through the blankies by her feets.

"Bacon!" she yelled, "WHAT DID YOU DO??? OMD!! I thought we were past this stuff, NAUGHTY BOY!!"

"WHAT??" Bakey said, in my most hurtest voice, as she stripped all the blankies and sheetses off the bed. "You're supposed to wake me up BEFORE you have to go potty, NAUGHTY BOY! You went outside at ELEFUN P.Eminem, for Pete's sake!"

Then she said, "OUTSIDE!" and me & Beanie Weens (who suddenly appeared) went outside.

Beanie started barking and Mama lost it! "Ezra come help me with these MONSTERS!!"

She get Beanie in the house. Beanie were slinking around like a drowneded rat. Mama said, "You dogs are driving me NUTZO." Then she grab a clean blanket and get in her beddy bye. I were very sad. Why she call Bacon a bad boy?

Bacon DIDN'T DO NOTHING!

That's when Beanie jumped up on the bed and cuddled up to Mama. OMD, she thoughted, he are full of snow, what the woof?? She turn on lights and Beanie's whole belly and head are covfurred in URKA GURKA chunks. OMD! THE YELLING. Papa went and checked the blankies. Beanie had frowed up all OVFUR THE BED and then made night nights in it!

Mama just assumed it were tinkles from the Bacon.

I tried to tell Mama that I couldn't sleep in my speshull Bacon spot, on account of Beanie urka gurkaed in it. OMD. Did Mama evfur feel guiltease!!! But that are okay, Mama. Bacon furgives you.

Then Beanie got second bathtimes in 24 hours or minutes or days or something! And Papa took a scissors and had to cut urka gurka chunks out. EWWWWWWWW!!! Mama said. It were GRODIE!

And then Bacon went night night. I were very tired. It are exhaustering being a PERFECT ANGEL!

 
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 3:14 pm

The truth came out! Hooray Bacon for being a very good boy. I can't count the number of times I have been blamed for piddling on the carpet when it was actually Coco.

Puffy
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 3:20 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

Big HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Barked by: Daisy (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 3:33 pm

OMD! Is Beanie OK! Poor Beanie...he had the urka gurkas!
I hope he's ok by now!
Barked by: Izzy (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 3:41 pm

Mama don't know what is wrong with Beanie Weenie. He hasn't had vomititis since last night.

We're still figgering out what's going on with Beanie. He are kinda an enigmarama that one.

Mama thinks he has acid reflux or something, he burps a lot and he seems to get sick in the middle of the night.

You knowed my Mama, if he gets sick again, Mama will take him to the Mergency Vet!
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 3:44 pm

Bacon maybe your Mama got confusious 'cause it was late at night.
Barked by: Daisy (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 4:21 pm

Oh Izzy we know your Mama gets really worried whenever one of the Bee-Suns gets sick. We just hope he only has an upset stomach.
Izzy we know you'll watch him and take care of him 'cause you're a great big sister!
Barked by: Izzy (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 4:41 pm

Mama don't know what is wrong with Beanie Weenie. He hasn't had vomititis since last night.

We're still figgering out what's going on with Beanie. He are kinda an enigmarama that one.

Mama thinks he has acid reflux or something, he burps a lot and he seems to get sick in the middle of the night.

You knowed my Mama, if he gets sick again, Mama will take him to the Mergency Vet!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 4:47 pm

It are okay, Beans just had a 'waxident. Mama's makes mistakes alla times cause theys just humans.
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 4:49 pm

Ebby your picfur are so BOOOOOTEEFULL! MWAH!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 7:30 pm

OMD! Growlmy had some mistaken ID troubles, too...she saw the bunny-bacon pics and thought that was what this entry was about...OMD! She was in fur a big surpaws!

Hope that poor Beanie feels better...


And I know that you are such a good boy, Bacon. Thanks fur trying to tell your Mama that something was so wrong it had to be fixed up pronto, even at 4:30 am...
Uh...didn't the 'puddle' smell different than a pee-pee? BOL!
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 7:38 pm

OMD! Freckles. She were too embarassed, but she did sniff it!!! BOL. No smells. BOL. Poor Beanie Ween. He's not right yet. Menterly or Fizzyklee. But we wuffs him none the lesser. He's the best brofur I evfur haved. Bacon wuffs the Beanie Man!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 8:06 pm

Aww, Poor Beanie. Hope that sooner or later he will be like a regular pup...that way you will be able to have so much more fun together. But of course you already are...
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 8:22 pm

Bacon, you are a furry good boy! You didn't get mad at Beanie fur urka-ing on your special sleepy spot, and you didn't get mad when mommy blamed you. I think you are a hee-row!
Barked by: ☀ Finley ☀ (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 10:44 pm

You are such a good pup, to forgives your Momma for falsely accusing of the misdeeds or miss-peeds as it were... Me, I think I would have pouted a for a while and gone and hung out with Dad instead to teach her a lesson!!

Sure do hope Beanie is feeling better.... Tell your Momma not to worry too much. Sometimes us pups get upset tummies or viruses, just like peeples do...
Barked by: ☀ Whitley ☀ (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2011 at 12:55 am

Yeah, you're very sweet for forgivin' your momma for the false accusamations of you. I think you deserve some extra treatsies for all of it - I would try looking at her with that cute Bacon face and see if you can get her to feel guilty so you can get something good!
Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2011 at 4:52 am

aww...poor Beanie that he was sick and had it in his fur too, but you know momma was truly sorry for yelling at the Bacon too!!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

March 7th 2011 at 5:13 am

Sorry to hear about the Beanie Bro. Having the urka gurka's is no fun. Glad it wasn't you and that you forgave your Mama. That was very good of you.
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2011 at 7:36 pm

Oh Bakky - that is horrorbull. Glad you didn't have to go to the basement of shame.

Beanie should have fessed up, but I never do when I have doo butt going on either.

 

Bacon


 

Family Pets

Ernie George
Izzy
Angel Twinks &
Baby Boo
Beanie
McTavish
The Furbulous
Beesun
Brothers

Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)