October 25th 2010 8:45 am
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This morning, in honor of my NUMBER 1 Big Boy Barkday of COCONUT BANANAFUNTIMES I made an urka gurka in my puppy pen.
This belly sensamativateases, in combinayshuns with my ear-o-clean-o-foe-bee-ya, and the need for anothfur shot of the lyme vackseens, meanted that I got to take a Barkday trip to see Dr. Craig. He are Dogtor Peppercorn's Hussybender.
So Papa driveded me & Big Orange to see Dogtor Craig. I said, "Izzy I let you come on Bacon's Big Barkday #1 Field Trip of Fun, too! Don't you WUFF ME?" Izzy got to get some more stapleses out of her leggie for my barkday, because I, the Bacon, like to share the fun!
Then Dogtor Craig talkeded while Papa listened and Mama were on the phone!
Lots important stuffs are going to be happening around my house this week.
Beehayveeyor Moddyfahcayshuns! Now it are good thing the Bacon are NOT ERNIE! Because you know what Dogtor Craig saided to Mama & Papa?
Bacon can has NO FOOD TODAY. Mama were screaming into the phone "NO FOOD? NO FOOD? ARE YOU NUTS? IT'S HIM'SES NUMBER 1 FURST BARKDAY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?" But unforchewnately, no one could HEAR MAMA cept for me with my keen senses of puppy hearing.
Bacon can has no food and only treatses when my earses are being massagered and cleaned. Ernie George would nevfur stand for this.
Mama are up in the armses. But it are okay. Bacon wuff him squeakies and zoomies and stuff more than foodses anyfur.
Plus, if I get REALLY HONGRY, I got lotsa cuppycakes. Holy ToLEDO!! Look at all the Barkday #1 Treats my furriends sended to me, Bacon Double Cheese! Sweet Potato Pie, Bacon are a lucky Guy! Thank you evfurrydoggie! Bacon wuff you!
Awww, Bacon. That's what happens to me when my sensitive GI system acts up. The secretary is told not to feed me for 24 hours and then comes the chicken and rice for a week. (Which I love, even though she makes the rice with no butter or salt. She makes up for it with the organic, no antibiotics chicken breasts so that the backup can say what he loves to say which is, "that dog eats better than I do.") Good luck to you, sweetie pie!
That stinks, Bacon.... but you can have an extended birhday--celebrate for the whole week, and later you can have some tasty foodstuffs once your tummy has settled down.
Hope you get to where you let your people doctor your ears... did the vet have any tricks for your Dad as to how to medicate your ears besides only getting food when you get them done?
Now Bacon, why are you calling Dr. Peppercorn a hussy? Is that anyway for a pup to talk?? And why is he bending her?? BOL!!BOL!! Finley is just joshin' ya-- I knows what you means....
That was so nice of you, shariing your vet visit with Izzy-- does she still have the cone of shame on?
Happy First Birthday, Barkday Boy-- hope you gets lots of pressies and lovin'!!
Aww, Bacon no food...I think you will be ok though, what did Dr. Craig say about your ears? Was he able to clean them?
I sure hope that your belly feels better soon to and especially on your Barkday...
Dr. Craig gave me some "ORAL" antibeez and we are gonna do the beehayveeyor modeeficayshuns exercises this week and then I goed back next week. Dr. Craig say, we are gonna not worry so much about treatments as about getting my beehayveeyors under control. He says Dogtor Jackie worked with a dog who were evfun worser than me one time (what that mean???) and he were better in a couple weeks. Needless to say, Papa will not be laying on me anymore to hold me downs.
And then guess what??? My doodie have been examined by a panel of experts TWO TIMES ALREADY...but now I finded out it are soooo extra speshull, that Dogtor Craig says we are gonna send it away to the UNIVERSAMATEASE for EEVALYOUAYSHUNS! OMD! WHO knew one humble little shelter dog from the Nebrasskah could have such important doodies! Bacon are honored.
Happy Barkday Bacon Boy!
We hope you get the special eggie weggies not dis day but the day you're allowed to eat.
We wuff you Bacon bits! and we wish you have the most wonderfur barkday there is!
Kisses from the beagley girlses!
No foodz?! As Zaidie sez, 'Dis are an outwage!' We'll just hafta celebrate all week, if not all MONTH long! ;o)
Bacon, in my house, it's not just birthday day, it's birthday week!! So you can celebrate all week! AND, who ever's birthday it is gets to be the birthday dork! So happy birthday, birthday dork!!
What Momma? It's mean to call other people dorks? But...but...doesn't Bacon get to be the birthday dork? He gets to be the birthday BOY? But...I thought being the birthday dork was something special? It's NOT? You mean it's an INSULT??? *sigh* I don't understand you humans.
Happy birthday, Bacon. I hope you're Momma's not as wacky as mine!
Bacon, we will celebrate all week, for sure. And if you are on no gud foodz for a week, then we will celebrate next week!!!
Sorry if you don't want to tell, but why are your doodies bein' sent to the university?
Ummmm, cause the 2 othfur tests just show a little bitty ellervated backteerias. So I has been getting some Fotiflora stuff sprinkled on my foods. That are a probiotic.
But I has an unusually sensitive tummy, not real good solid doodies, bad gasses, urka gurkas, gurgly belly, so Dogtor said maybe there are some sooper dooper exotic pairofsites in my doodie or something? DUNNO?
No food on your birthday!! This is a TRAVESTY!! Tell your momma you need extra treats tomorrow!
I sometimes drop my doodies off at Harvard. I don't know if they're examined or not though.
Bacon, you so cute! Get better real soon so you can have all the foods you want
That really stinks about da no foods part, but it will get better affer your tummy feels better! It'll be worf it in da end. I pawromise! Enjoy your sock monkey!!
Happy Birthday Sweet Boy !
Hoping they can get all the germs an stuff sorted.
Just plain natural live yoghurt is what Flicka and Lucas ( and me !) get daily. Just a big splodge on their breakfast.. and they love it.. and helps make the GOOD bugs in the tummy !
Wait, you don't even get chicken n rice?!?! That's what mom makes us when we don't feel good. And also on our barkdays. So today of all days you should at least get lots o chicken! Well we will eat some more for you in your honor, BOL!
The reason that I am not supposed to eat for 24 hours are not cause of my belly problem.Dr.Craig says it are part of my beehayveeor modificayshun plan. I can only have real yummy treats when I let Papa massage or look at my ears. This are a 3-day thing. Dr. Jackie has done this with doggies that have worse phobeeyas than Bacon, he says. Plus I got an oral antibee, to help with my earses. BUT YOU EAT LOTS OF TREATSES IN MY HONOR, TOO, Kay?
Too bad that that not feeling good dude didn't look at the calendar! What nerve to come and mess up your most spawsial and only once evfur furry furst woofday! I hope you growled at him...
Well, I MJF am kind of a bit naughty too when it comes to food...so I am going to sneak you in something to keep you from being famished...
Just take teeny nibbles once in a while...
Imagine that your doo-doos are so worthy of research, that they had to be donated fur that cause! BOL! Hope that the work and researches finds the treasures they are looking for. Then they will know how to get them out of you, so you don't have all those issues anymore from aliens living in your dark and cozy 'testines!
Hope You Feel Better Really Soon!
Growlmy wishes all of you the best...and sleep nicely! Woofs!
Yummers, MrJack! Hey Bacon, you gonna share that?!
Anyhowls, sorry you don't get to eat openly on your Barkday. Good thing you likes the toys and playin and stuff! Hope your Barkday was still lotsa fun!
Happy Birthday Bacon! your mom will make it up to you for not being able to eat on your special day.
Wow, your "beehayveeor modificayshun plan" sounds interesting to the secretary. She plans to let her sister know about this idea. I sense "beehayveeor modificayshun" for my cousin, Ted. Has your doodie decided what to major in when it gets to the university? I hear new students are advised to declare a major as soon as possible.
Morning Baonator! Well, I gots to tell you something bout the doodies. HD whispers in Bacon's ear (you lucky you had doodies to drop off, they stuck some thingy up my you-know-what for a sample!!!) It were the most embarrsin thing ever! Anyhooooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did I hear this right...that you were so huyngry that you had a nom-nom on the remote?
OMD! Then you won't be able to eat when it is allowed cause your toothies will be all broken and sore...
You kneed a big bone to gnosh down on!
Just keep it off any carpets or furniture, so your Mama & papa don't get upset. Its so big, you and Izzy could each share an end...BOL!
Hope you're feeling better, today!
Oh no! I gotta close this! I don't wanna see that! I have an upset tummy! Or something! I don't wanna eat!
But gosh, I don't wanna STARVE for 24 hours! Eep! Keep us updated! Gotta go!