October 15th 2010 10:18 am
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Last night I managed to feenagle my way into getting to sleep with Mama and not having to sleep in the Bacon Night-Night Baby Play Pen.
What I does is, I simply ignore Papa when he call Bacon, Bacon, come on, time to go night-night. What I do are I squeezes my eyeses shut real tight and I make big logs-cutting sounds, and then Mama says, "Oh look, Baby Bacon are sooooooo ti-ti!!! He needs to sleep up here with his Mama tonight. I think he will be good and make night-nights all night long this time!!!"
Hee hee hee. I fool them!!!
At two o'clocks, I make URKA URKA URKA sounds. So loud they wake Mama up. She furgotted she are not sposed to put no weight on her footsie yet, and she sprangeded from the bed and shreek like banshees, and boom goes the dynamite, her owie starts bleeding again. But she ain't got time to bleed. Bacon are urka, urka, urkaing and the GURKA might be coming soon.
She scoooped me off her bed and put me on Izzy's bed to gurka. I urkaed, no gurka. (Izzy were with Daddy sleeping on couch!)
Oh, more time she say, so she run down stairs on bad leg, no time for fenced in back yard. Front door, front door. Mama hollering about her footsie, Bacon urka, urka urka, no gurka.
We go out in front yard, Turn lights on. Bacon make like statue. Two a.m. feeding time for giant white tail deer dogs across the street.
Mama says, "OH NO! No can yell at 2 in morning, no can run after Bacon without leash after deer dogs in pitch black with bum foot." NO GURKAS COME. Bacon tinkle. Then have Mexican Standoff with GINORMOUS WHITETAILS! Mama hisses, "MAKE GURKA, Bacon!!! It are now or NEVFUR!"
Hissing scare deerses! They HIGHTAILS it across the yard and flip Mama the bird! OH NO THEY DIDN'T! NOT MY MAMA! BACON TELL YOU Naughty Deerses. Bacon went Nutzo!!!
It were a good thing Mama scooped me up, because I was growling and gnashing my teeth at those nasty deerses like a FURRROSHUS MOUNTAIN LION! GRRRRRR! RAWR!
NO GURKAS comeded! We went inside. Then Boooooo. Bacon went to spend rest of night in Baby Night Night Playpen House for Little Puppies. I almost made it til 2:30 in bed with Mama though!!! YAY! Bacon are almost Big Boy now!
You are going to break EG's record fur funny stuff in the neighborhood! BOL! BOL!!!
Hoping that all is calm now...yes?
And your Mama's ouchie? Tell Izzy to come and help you give it feeling better kissies!
BTW, why was your Papa on the couch...didn't want to disturb you in the big peep bed?? BOL! You ARE taking over!
Good stuff on telling them deer dudes to get last! Imagine they 'flipped off' at your Mama! The nerve!
You must have some kind of self control, though, as you didn't try to run and chase them!
Have a quiet day and night tonight, pawlease!
I think your pawrents need it!
Hoping Mums foot has recovered !
Bacon... you have to learn.. no being "pretend sick" if you want to stay on the BED!
I see another long period of "Ni Night" house again !!
Uh-oh!!! Bacon are in trubble, Freckles. I are spilling fambly deep dark secretses!!! Apparently Papa are night owls, and Mama gotta get up with birdses, so Papa always falls sleep on couch and leaves teevees on all night long. Mama says if he want make sepperate beds that are FINE WITH HER BUT HE ARE RUINING HER XPENSIVE FANCY COMPANIES COUCH FOR WHEN COMPANIES COME to visit us so they don't think we live in college dormer rooms! OMD! My New Fambly has lots of issoos, Mr. Jack! They are a handfulls for me!
I coulda gotted them deerses. But Mama's foot needed a rest. I sniffed it a lot, and only ran into it three or four times yesterday on account of I is taking it easy on Mama's foot. She had a little cross-stitch project going on her footsie. I told her "some peepoles uses the fabrics or plastic canvas Mama!" She laff and say "very funny Bakey Sue!" Oh Brofur! Not funny Mama, not funny.
You have good days too, Mr. Jack.
Hi Flicka!!! You would think, but our Mama has a very short memory. BOL!
That's one eventful 2:30 am fun time.
Next time you'll make it the entire night--no urka and gurka.
WTG, Bacon! You almost made it through the night with your mama! You is so funny, but we knowed it wasn't funny fur your mama with her bad footsie. Hope she don't hold it against you cuz you made her hurts it. You is almost a big boy already.
I am ALMOST a BIG BOY NOW! I evfun have a girlfriend. Her name is Hula Hanna and I love her. Mama is going to take a picfur of me & Hula Hanna to show you. She has a beekeenee and pink floofy hair like Izzy. And she has a big nose like me! I kinda still wuff the Bobos, but I wuff Hula Hanna the best! Squeak, squeak, Squeak! Oh she's so cute!
BOL, Bacon, you are getting as bad as me! I wake Mommy up at 2:15 and 5:15 religiouserly every morning. She swears naughty words under my breath, but my cuteness takes over when I whine my pathetic little noise to go out and do my business! I can't help that I'm old and can't hold it!
Your papa has to sleep on the couch?!?
I guess that leaves more room for you, so it
makes sense :)
OUCHIE for your momma's foot!!! :o( Hope it's okay!
Hee hee, Bacon.. In our house, Daddy is the one who gets up at the crack of dawn and Momma is the night owl. She usually makes it to the bed, but sometimes she falls asleep on the couch, especially if I climb up on the couch with her and gets all snuggly.... she calls it doing the Puppy VooDoo on her....hee hee!
Good job on barking those snotty deer!!
Hope your Momma's foot feels all better soon!
BOL! Good job on barking those deers! I have done some of that urka but no gurka stuff before too. But this morning at 6 in the morning, I woke my momma up by whining at her to pick me up and put me in the bed.
Bacon, I do Urkas No Gurkas too! I thot Charlie made that up!? Ackshully, it's kinda a reverse hiccupses-BOL! It always makes Momma think sumpin awful scary icky is gonna happen. NO! It's just Charlie's hobby-BOL!
Those deerses need a lesson! They visit our yard too & eat all our apples. HEY, Deerses-those are fur Charlie's pie!We could chase them furever, maybe all the way to Canadiana or Mane or sumplace.