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What's Shakin', Bacon?
Urka No GurkaOctober 15th 2010 10:18 am[ View A Comments (14) ]
Dear Diary,
You are going to break EG's record fur funny stuff in the neighborhood! BOL! BOL!!! Hoping that all is calm now...yes? And your Mama's ouchie? Tell Izzy to come and help you give it feeling better kissies! BTW, why was your Papa on the couch...didn't want to disturb you in the big peep bed?? BOL! You ARE taking over! Good stuff on telling them deer dudes to get last! Imagine they 'flipped off' at your Mama! The nerve! You must have some kind of self control, though, as you didn't try to run and chase them! Have a quiet day and night tonight, pawlease! I think your pawrents need it! BOL! Woofs! MJF Ohhhhhhhh !!! Hoping Mums foot has recovered ! and....... Bacon... you have to learn.. no being "pretend sick" if you want to stay on the BED! I see another long period of "Ni Night" house again !! Hugssssssssssss Uh-oh!!! Bacon are in trubble, Freckles. I are spilling fambly deep dark secretses!!! Apparently Papa are night owls, and Mama gotta get up with birdses, so Papa always falls sleep on couch and leaves teevees on all night long. Mama says if he want make sepperate beds that are FINE WITH HER BUT HE ARE RUINING HER XPENSIVE FANCY COMPANIES COUCH FOR WHEN COMPANIES COME to visit us so they don't think we live in college dormer rooms! OMD! My New Fambly has lots of issoos, Mr. Jack! They are a handfulls for me! I coulda gotted them deerses. But Mama's foot needed a rest. I sniffed it a lot, and only ran into it three or four times yesterday on account of I is taking it easy on Mama's foot. She had a little cross-stitch project going on her footsie. I told her "some peepoles uses the fabrics or plastic canvas Mama!" She laff and say "very funny Bakey Sue!" Oh Brofur! Not funny Mama, not funny. You have good days too, Mr. Jack. Hi Flicka!!! You would think, but our Mama has a very short memory. BOL! That's one eventful 2:30 am fun time. Next time you'll make it the entire night--no urka and gurka. WTG, Bacon! You almost made it through the night with your mama! You is so funny, but we knowed it wasn't funny fur your mama with her bad footsie. Hope she don't hold it against you cuz you made her hurts it. You is almost a big boy already. I am ALMOST a BIG BOY NOW! I evfun have a girlfriend. Her name is Hula Hanna and I love her. Mama is going to take a picfur of me & Hula Hanna to show you. She has a beekeenee and pink floofy hair like Izzy. And she has a big nose like me! I kinda still wuff the Bobos, but I wuff Hula Hanna the best! Squeak, squeak, Squeak! Oh she's so cute! BOL, Bacon, you are getting as bad as me! I wake Mommy up at 2:15 and 5:15 religiouserly every morning. She swears naughty words under my breath, but my cuteness takes over when I whine my pathetic little noise to go out and do my business! I can't help that I'm old and can't hold it! Your papa has to sleep on the couch?!? I guess that leaves more room for you, so it makes sense :) OUCHIE for your momma's foot!!! :o( Hope it's okay! Hee hee, Bacon.. In our house, Daddy is the one who gets up at the crack of dawn and Momma is the night owl. She usually makes it to the bed, but sometimes she falls asleep on the couch, especially if I climb up on the couch with her and gets all snuggly.... she calls it doing the Puppy VooDoo on her....hee hee! Good job on barking those snotty deer!! Hope your Momma's foot feels all better soon! BOL! Good job on barking those deers! I have done some of that urka but no gurka stuff before too. But this morning at 6 in the morning, I woke my momma up by whining at her to pick me up and put me in the bed. BOL!! Bacon, I do Urkas No Gurkas too! I thot Charlie made that up!? Ackshully, it's kinda a reverse hiccupses-BOL! It always makes Momma think sumpin awful scary icky is gonna happen. NO! It's just Charlie's hobby-BOL! Those deerses need a lesson! They visit our yard too & eat all our apples. HEY, Deerses-those are fur Charlie's pie!We could chase them furever, maybe all the way to Canadiana or Mane or sumplace. Growwwrrrr! |
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October 15th 2010 at 10:39 am