October 11th 2010 7:34 am
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The Mighty Bacon! Dog of Steel. Strongest Dog in the Ooonaverse!
Already on this fine Fallytime morning Bacon have competed in rare featses of strength competition! In our fambly washie room, the whole fambly gather for Bacon "Double Cheese" Bisson world class wrestling match.
"Come one, come all...See them peepoleses fewtully attempts to squirt evil juices in the Bakey's ear."
My Papa who is a peepole-home-fixer-upper are big tough guy, who carries him's heavy stuffs, and wieldses big tools all day.
Even though he are 10.58823529 times bigger (by weightses) than the Baconator, Papa were STILL unable to contains my brawny Bacon brutastickness and wrassle me into the submission.
Mama and Papa were inkredjewless! Together, they outweighses me by more than 17.64705882 timeses, and they could not hold me still. Even with Papa trying to covfur me with his whole body! I went completely TURBOBACON on them's! BOL!
I am a wild man. I am the Grand Champeen. I will continue to scratch my ears, and make motorboat groans for the rest of times!!! YAY Strongest Bacon Terrier Man evfur to walk the earth! The Mound Mauler! Vive le Ear Infection! No ear juices for me!
Also, Bacon want to say "Happy Thanksbegiving Times" to my Canadian furriends Zaidie, Biscotte, Tippy, Riley, Caileigh, Rudy, Izzy, Sniffers, and all you othfur Canadian pupses, too. Eat lotsa nummy foods so you can get big & strong like me!
BOL!!!! Too funny!
Bacon, I too hate to have evil juices squirted in my ears and have to learn from you because even though I struggle, moan and groan the humans always manage to do the deed.
WIN!! I always give in, but Roudy gives 'em heck!
How much does you weigh, Puff? I weigh 17 lbs. But the key is to never give up. You go completely Monkey Poo!! Buck and twist and contort yourself and just go NUTS! Never give up! Never Surrender! Never submit!!! Channel your inner terrier, Puff.
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving...from me the 1/2 Canadian pup!BOL!
I know about how to keep peeps from doing naughty things to me too...but I shall tell your Mama and Papa a secret...they put on my leash, lift me on the bathroom counter, and then shhh...put on one of those soft muzzles...no Way! I didn't say that, did I?...shhh...and then i get all meek and mild...shhh, don't let anyfur know that! shh... and then my peeps can do almost anything...like trim my nails, etc!
I don't let them TOUCH my feet unless they do all that other ritual first...but I must say, no-one evfur tried to put anything in my ears...BOL!
Do they make doggy straight jackets?
Good luck to your pawrents on that issue!
PS: Love your pumpkin pics!
Thank you, Mr. Jack Freckles Licky Face!!!
Ezra could not believe that even HE couldn't hold Bacon still. How can one small dog be so tough?? He's too sweet to bite, but I can't imagine if he gets ornery when he gets older what we are going to have to contend with. That's a good idea about putting him on the counter, or someplace where he feels more insecure. He went absolutely ballistic. The ear infection isn't getting better because he won't let us clean them or put the medicine in! OMG!
GUD BOY, BACON!!! Du NOD EBER wet dem tuch yur earses!! I r onwy 16 poundses an' my peepoleses hab neber beended able tu twim my nailses, iber!!! Da bet or ba bwoomer needses du it!!! BOLBOLBOL!!! S-C-O-R-E!!!
Arroo Bacon! You are Da Man!
Wait, Bacon, your new Momma just said "He's too sweet to bite"
Did those peepoles try to bite you into getting your yucky ear juice?
Better call somebody! That is aboose!
Fight the good fight, Bacon, even if your pawrents DO resort to biting you! BOL!! I lost my own battle against ear juice, sad to say. My mommy has a grooming table, and it comes with a noose, and when I'm hooked up there, I'm powerless to resist. Mommy says your pawrents can probably rig a makeshift imitation, but you didn't hear that from me!
oh no...know way to much about the eat infections!! I have daily ear infections and get the juice put in my ears all the time, but I'm used to it now so I deal with it...I guess after 11yrs I know it's going to happpen...BOL
Mama made the youbickquituss Ernie G. comparison already, Petey. He used to get ear infecshuns, too. But Mama said he were a trooper about it. Izzy says, don't worry, Mama can't help but member about Ernie all the time. It are not personal. But Bacon don't take nothing personal anyway! BOL.
Grooming table? OMD...I like to get brushes. I think that's a fun game where I try to eat the brush. I'm gonna ask Mama to get me one of those.
Zaidie, Mama says the dogtor says I weighs 17 lbs, but I does 5 lbs of privacy please evfurry day, so probably I only weigh 11 lbs!!!! OMD! MAMA HUSH YOUR MOUFS! Don't say that to the guyses! OMD!
Bacon buddy - I have the same problem. When I came to my furever home I had an ear infection, urinary infection and skin rashes from allergies. Mum had to do all sorts of things to me. I really do fight the ear cleaning but if she doesn't do it, I will get another infection. So Mum sits on the love seat. It is nice and padded (so's Mum, BOL). She wedges me in between the side and her and can control most of my wiggling. She gets it done and then she does Duncan the same way. If I get really rowdy, she wraps my in a towel so my legs are all wrapped up and just my head is out. It is really hard to get out of that one. But I haven't had an infection since. She tells us that it is just something we have to do. Scotties and our close relatives are prone to ear isuues. So we do it and then get a good treat after. That almost makes it worth it!
When I came tu wive wif my fambly I habded yeast 'fections in boff earses an' I wuz NOD a gud boy 'bout da med'cine! BOL!!
Wow, Bacon, dat r a WOTTA -pwibacy, pweeze- stuffses!!!
Tell your momma to wrap you up in a towel and sit you on a table or counter and I bet she gets your ears cleaned and medicine put in them. It works for my momma!!!!
Oh thank you, Hamish, Zaidie & HD. I don't wanna has to listen to that kinda hollerin' and fussin' evfur again!
OMG! You'd think Mama was bathering the kitty kats with all the commushuns and ruckuses that was going on in there this morning!
We're gonna try the towel trick. Although evfurrything are a game to Bacon, so that might just get him more wound up. OMD! And I thought Ernie were bad when he were a pup. Ernie was a gentle little lambie pie compared to the Wild Bacon of Borneo!
Only suggestion I have is same as Harleys.... wrap tight in towel !!!!!!!! and have a ton of treats handy.. ones that can be licked have extra distraction !!!!!!!
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! I hatez doz ear juices too! Deh makez sqishy sounds! Makes me shake mah head evfun more! Iz with ya brother...hatez dem medicines!
OMD! You guys!!! I were just itching my earses and making sounds like a motorboat and Papa said, "maybe if you weren't such a naughty word, your earses wouldn't hurt!!"
Papa,that are not nice!!!
Thank you very much for the supports evfurrdoggie!
Bacon Bits (o-honey)
OMD!! Dat r an O-U-T-W-A-G-E!!! Him got pantses on?????????
OMD! That's an outrage! The evil ear juices!!! Ugh!
Mama uses my kennel as a table when doing ear duty. We beagleys have to take care of our earses so I'm kind of used to it by now.
Bacon, you better off letting them do it. Otherwise you'll end up like me with the cone of shame!
Everypup is giving the same advice Momma would give-- about wrapping you up tightly in a towel-- a big towel, like a beach towel. And giving you lots of treats to distract you. I let them put stuff in my ears now cuz it makes them feel better. But food to munch on while they are messing with your ears in probably a very good idea and then you will look forward to them messing with your ears if it means treats!!
BOL! Bacon! What a hilarious diary entry! Sounds like you got the best of your peoples! I am a sweetie pie, too but quite onery when my folks want to inspect me fur anything. As a Labradorian I am supposed to be mild and meek fur those things. BOL! Maybe I have some terrier in me! We sound alot alike, although I weigh close to 60 pounds. Doh! I can't believe I just gave out my girly weight!
You go Bacon!! Your wrestling match sounds like me when I am going to get my nails done - I can suddenly become super-strong!
Hey Bacon, thanks for the thanksgiving wishes.
Caileigh and I had tasty turkey. Oh I love my meat and so does the Z-Pup. I'm sure he got some good meatz this weekend as well.
The Mound Mauler--I love it!!!!
Me and my pal Atley are a tag-team. We're World Dogertainment Champions. There's always room for a third.
Oh Bacon!! We have advice, but it takes a LOT of ear juice. Is it a medicine or wash? Mama once had to wash her doggy's ear - she had to hose down half the dogs face to get the ear by default! BOL! Treatsies help, she got used to it!
You know Bacon, if you don't get the juice, will they still FEED you??? Can you HEAR? Maybe distraction....
I too am a master avoider and have yet to be contained. When people hold me for a reason other than love I KNOW it's WRONG! ABORT! ABORT! BOL!
OMD Frankie...Bacon are supposed to get ears cleaned with the wash, once a day and the medicines twice a day.
But if Mama & Papa are lucky they are able to actually wash my ears every 3 days and get medicine in once day. It has been very inconsistent on accounts of I am a stinker!!!
Mom has better luck on her own. She tried the Bacon Burrito towel this morning with treats and medicine, and she was a teensie bit more successful than yesfurday, although I got her back and rubbed the excess greases on her sheetses!!! BOL! BOL! Bacon are a little stinker, Mom says. Littermalee and figgeratively! BOL!
Riley!! I am pawesome wrestler! And I'm good at the trash-talkin' too! Mama and I got a new game, where she dances around the Callyforneeya king bed pretending like she are a monster, gonna get the Bacon, and then I go nutzo and do zoomies round the bed, off the bed, through the living room, down the stairs, back up and back to the bed, barking the whole time!!! Bark! Bark! Bark! It's TURBOBACON! I tell her -you can't get me fake monster mom!!! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Hey Bacon.....I do the very same thing when it comes to clipping my front toenails....it take three people at the vet's office to contain me and one to distract me! Must be a cairn thing!!
Someone else suggested wrapping you tight in a towel maybe it will work. Or the squeeze play. Borrow someones chain link gate if it will go flat against the fence you get squished tight there and they can put stuff in the ears through the fence. The vet back in Mom's old U.S. home did it that way with crazy Cairn Morley the possessed. Hope your ears get better soon!!
hey Bacon, the towel thing might work, or maybe the soft muzzly type thing. Mommy says she will haf to get one for Ben should he ever need medicine for his ears, cuz he go LOCO when she touch around his face!!!!
We had a pawsome Thanksgiving, thanks!
Good for you Bacon! I is the same way bout getting my nails done!