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What's Shakin', Bacon?
A Bacon Boy Named SueOctober 2nd 2010 2:21 pm[ View A Comments (29) ]
Dear Diary,
Maybe she could change it to Bakey Boo-- not sure if that's an improvement but it beats a girl name! oooh! That's a good idea Finley! Bakey Boo is MUCH better then being called by a girl's name! Ignore her... it will pass......... HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS Just don't pay attention to that not your name thing...and only look up & respond to the real name...that may get the message across... How about Bacon-Dude or Backo-Boy or Bacon-Bit(s)...BOL! Don't be 'shamed for something you didn't have a part in! ...but the lady peeps, they sometimes come up with winners...mine, too! Woofs! MJF Bacon, you gotta show her who the boss is!!! C'mon. Ernie are serious. This are almost as bad as the time somefur who shall remain nameless (but his name starts with a Z and rhymes with katybakeses)Mama called him HUNBUN!!! BOL! BOL! BOL! OMD! That made Ernie laff!!! Bakey Sue!!! Although, Johnny Cash were cool. And he liked the boys named Sue. Oh wait, nevfur mind. Guess not. BOL! I fink Bakey Boo r a gwate name!! R yur Papa callin' yu "Bakey Sue", tu??? I dint fink so...BOL!! HEY!! Ernie George!! I thot I tellded yu tu keep dat tu yurselb!! It wuz short fur HunnyBunny!! Dat r nod TU bad, wite??? WITE?? OMD... I agree with Finley! I think Bakey Boo is a great name for you! I like the Bakey Boo too, Mom likes Johnny Cash too and could see where your Momma is coming from...BOL She's also driving us crazy singing, Bakey Sue like Buddy Holly. Who has doggie downers for MAMA? OMD!!!! Oh NOOOOOO, Zaidiecakes, Hunny Bunny are VERY MACHO!!! (heaven shakes with Ernie's giant hinder rolling around the clouds, belly-laffing) Ernie, speaking of macho, perhaps Mama's precious punkin boy oughta take a look in one of the mirrors up there! BOL! BOL! We miss you, Ernie!! Huggies from your sisfur. WOW!! I thot dat wuz funder comin' fwum da sky!! I fink I need pay WESS 'ttention tu my Momma an' all da junk hur sayses an' wissen more tu my mentor, Ernie George, Angel-At-Warge!! YU kno' E'VYFING, E.G. ♥ ♥ ♥ Wuff yu, dude!! Izzy, My momma sings mutilated songs, too.... Like "Finny Face" to the tune of Funny Face... " I love your Finny face... "--- makes it sound like I'm some kind of fish or something! Tell her to try Bakey Boo to the tune of Peggy Sue-- it works!! EG-- Zaidie is pretty darn cute-- HunBun sounds like a pretty good name to me!! Mommas can be kind of embarrassing, can't they?? Bacon, do NOT answer to Bakey-Sue! When you hear that, show a rump. If you ignore bad behavior they will eventually abandon it. Bakey-Boo will work much better, even after Howloween! Changing songs is one thing, but does any other fur's pawrents sing commercials at them?? I get "Hershey is, the Great American choc-lit dog!!" Woof, E.G.!! Bacon - Don't answer to that! Sometimes the little peoples call me Dunkie Donunts. I just ignore them. If your not offering the treat don't talk about. And poor Hamish is being called Hampster like the rodent. Listen to Ernie George. He knows how to work your Momma. Bakey Sue like Peggy Sue? Ay! That's worse than my mommy juss makin' up songs wif my name! HD hangs his head and whispers......momma calls me Harley Barley Boo! Awww...dat r bery sweet, H.D. ♥ Dem onwy du it cuz dem WUFF us pupses SO much, dem need an outlet fur it or dem will 'splode!! OMD!! That is not a good thing to call you fur sure. Bark at her and say you name is Bacon!! Call me Bacon Bits, anything but Sue!! Yeah Bakey Boo is much better than Bakey Sue. Momma's sister calls me Whitty whitty woo woo. Top that one for silliness. UGH, Momma names - how 'bout Fou Fou von Wookie?! And she's always makin' up these stoopid songs too. "Charlie Face, you've got the cutest little Charlie Face..." blagh pftouey! Is there no end to the torment??? Charlie Face!!! Charlie Face!!! OMD!!! BOL! BOL! I can hear that from up here, too, Charlie! I just laff all day when I hear what your peepoles are singing to evfurryfur! Finny Face & Charlie Face's Mama's should get togethfur and make albums. BOL! How 'bout :"♫Zaidiecakes! Yu hab da cutest lil' Zaidiecakes♬" I need a bodka dwip!! BOL! BOL! I actually think I heard my Mama sing that about YOU before, Zaidie. It must be one of them Top 40 radio songs on her pod-pod or something! Moms, they are so silly! Sometimes mine calls me Shakey Boo, which is better than some other things she's called me, BOL. She likes to sing "Shakey is a punk rocker" (you know, from my green-haired punk days!). This weekend she sang to me "Shakespup Schnauzerpants" BOL!! Do you live in a pineapple under the sea, Shakeup Schnauzerpants??? BOL! BOL! BOL! Bacon Bits is Pawsome ! Bakey Boo is not bad but we looooove Bacon Bits !! LOL |
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October 2nd 2010 at 2:34 pm