I's Not Short, I's Just Untall!
March 1st 2011 5:46 pm
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...but I's not too upset cause Ebbers says that's Auntie's weird way of saying she loves me. She called me her 'lil Kilbasa Gremlin Hot Dog'! But she gives me oohs & ahhhs & gives me smooches when she says it so I's not upset 'bout it.
February 26th 2011 5:59 pm
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You's heard me right pups! Ebbers almos' has a hearty-tack all cause of what Auntie done did! It all started when we seen Auntie going into the pantry vault where we keeps our treats. We's so 'escited thinking the treats is for us but we's sorely bamboozeled! Auntie tried to hide two jerky treats in her pockets but sawed her! When she opened the front door, Ebbers & me's bolted out. She tried acting like she didn't has nuttin' but we's could smell those treats! Ebber's beady eyes were almos' poppin' outta her head as she barked, "Gimme my treat!!!!" Then Auntie done sumtin' that is unescusable'-she walks over to our neighbor dogs & gives them OUR treats!!!
February 6th 2011 9:12 pm
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My dream has come true! I's soon gonna have my own indoor bathroom! That's right pups, no mores havin' to holds it in till Auntie gets home! No more havin' to go outside in the cold & rain to relieve my urges! No more embarassing wee-wee pad diaper thingys on the floor! After Auntie gets her tax money, she promised to get me a Potty Patch. I seened it on the 'vision box & I's always wanted one. I's so 'escited...my own piece of lawn indoors...I can't wait!!!
February 4th 2011 10:28 am
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Dog oh dog has it been cold 'round here lately! 'Corse Ebbers & me is nice & warm inside but Auntie makes us go outside for our potty breaks. I just much rather do my 'biness on my wee-wee pad but Auntie says no. Wee-wee pads is only for 'mergencies when she's not home. She told me not to get used to using them alla time.
January 21st 2011 10:39 am
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Well I's can't believes it! My arch-rival Tux, is a diary pick again. Tux is my cat cousin with the snazzy coat. I always gets yelled at for barkin' at him. Him & the other purrs call me Footlong & they's always meowing bout me behind me back! I's gonna go bark at him right now...tee, hee, hee!
January 5th 2011 10:22 pm
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(*sigh*) Well pups, I's get in trouble again! "Why are you such a rebel fur-child, Ceeley?!" Auntie asked, "Why can't you behave nice like Ebby? Yes Ebby, you are the goody-four-paws now." she said.
January 2nd 2011 11:45 am
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Well Ebbers has come back to work full-time. 'Slong as she don't over-do herself, Auntie said she go back to her 'regler routine. So's we's divided up the workload again. Not that I minded doin' it all myself...I had a blast! But now we's gone back to the way it was before. She patrols the front yard & patrols the back. It's a big yard with lots of trees & ever one must be inspected & 'sprayed to keep the 'truders away. The kitties must be 'counted for to makes sure they all here. Then we's gotta bark away any 'truders that gets too close to our fence. When we's inside we's has to 'lerts Auntie when we hears anyone comin' to the door. Yep, we's watch-dogs & this is what we does!
December 30th 2010 4:46 pm
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Well I gets in trouble again pups! Auntie yelled at me for no 'parent reason. All I's doin' was barking at that cat with the snazzy coat. His name is Tux & I likes barkin' at him most! I don't see what the big deal is! He was in his cat house sleepin' & I went and tried to bark him out. Auntie came out & yelled at me, "Ceeley why are you always picking on him! Leave him alone, I'm not gonna tell you again! If he scratches you, it'll be YOUR fault!"
December 21st 2010 8:11 pm
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Hello pups! Dog oh dog has I been abusy'! Ever since Ebbers been outta commission, I's taken over the running of the yard. Pawsonelly, I's will admit that I loves it! All that runnin' 'round, barking my head off & bossin' the felines 'round is FUN!!! Unfortunately, it 'pears the dern cats has been complainin' 'bout me to Auntie & Ebbers! You sees, I doesn't like it when they's sleepin' inside they's cat house so I's goes & stick my head inside & barks at them! "You furballs come outta that house & line up in the yard where I can sees ya'lls!" But they's just 'inors me & hiss at me to shuts up! Oh the nerve! So I's keeps barkin' & barkin' till Auntie comes out. "Ceeley, I'm not gotta tell you again-leave those kitties alone!"
December 16th 2010 6:16 pm
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My Auntie-Mom has 'ficially gone nuts! Look what she done!
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