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Crooked Ear

December 14th 2010 6:15 pm
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When things make me wonder and a little nervous, one of my ears cocks back at a funny angle. Usually the left one.

It's like my turkey timer, DING! I'M A LITTLE UNSURE!


Oh, look, a ball! I'll go play with that for a while....


More? More? More?

December 13th 2010 8:52 am
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OMD! A diary pick! It's my 8 month barkday, Mama and Daddy are givin' me EVERYTHING, AND I'm a diary pick? Can it GET better??? I don't think so!!!

We're at the old place, Mama says some folks are coming today to take EVERYTHING away! We'll play in an empty house before the big journey. FUN!!

What could be next? Will I grow wings by my nine month barkday & FLY????



Eight month barkday!!

December 12th 2010 9:32 pm
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Today is my eight month barkday! Yippee!!

I think Mama and Daddy are gonna give me EVERYTHING THEY OWN because it's all in boxes!

I'm really going to try hard to look shocked when they jump out and yell, "Surprise!"

BOL! Everything is MINE! I wonder what I'll get for my NINE month barkday!!



Gobble gobble!

December 7th 2010 8:49 pm
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Mama says I’m too late for Thanksgiving! Now I have a Turkey neck! It’s lotsa big floppy skin on the front of my neck!

It’s a good thing I’m late for Thanksgiving, what if they thought I was the turkey???

I’ve heard that the larger, furrier, and floppier the turkey neck, the more handsome and intelligent the turkey! It MUST apply to dogs too!

My last weight was 83.8 yesterday, I’ve been getting over the family runny poo!

Biting relieves stress for me. I grab a pillow and I hold on for dear life! I’m also still teething, so there’s that too.

I lie down, sometimes faceplant, and bite. That’s where I am now.


Chasing Butterflies!

December 7th 2010 8:48 pm
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Imagine this:
Buddha, Joey, myself, the pawrents and some other people walked up a mountain.

Buddha was sniffing out critters while I was sniffing out a butterfly! It looked SO FUN! Like a ball, but a lot lighter and smaller! It flitted through the air, right about my nose level, and it played with me! We went around and around a big rock pile before it said goodbye! Oh so fun! I had to be careful, but stay with the butterfly!

We’re mountain dogs! Adventure dogs! Adventures are SO fun! What do we need people for? Nah, let’s go have an adventure!


But I wanna HELP!!!

December 6th 2010 10:35 am
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I swear that rake is related to the broom, and the broom is mortally dangerous and MUST be captured and killed!

I’ll bark and I’ll jump and bob and weave!

Even though Daddy is holding the rake, I think it has POWER over him! Leave my Daddy ALONE!!!

It's making him rake the gravel in the back yard and FILL MY HOLES!!! What's going on, Daddy? Who CARES if the gravel is even???

Oh. Landlords do? Well. Let me try! Just once! C'mon!

I’ll get that rake yet!



December 4th 2010 11:17 am
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Easy? That’s what we’re learning today, Mama says.

I’ve stopped kissing with my teeth MOST of the time, but I don’t have a gentle mouth when taking treats!

We do this FUN game formerly called, “Slow Treat”. I have to practice every bit of restraint I have to play! Mama holds a treat on her flat hand far away from me (arms length…) and S-L-O-W-L-Y moves it toward me. MY JOB is to NOT go for the treat! If I move toward it, she moves it away! I learned quickly that to GET the treat I must wait patiently!

Mama says if she starts saying, “Easy” as she moves it toward me then I’ll learn self resptraint in other areas of my life when she says ‘easy’. Like when I bite Joey and Buddha! Or when I forget and start using my teeth when I kiss! BOL!

We’ll see! Sounds easy!!


Good Morning!

November 27th 2010 11:02 am
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Good Morning!

I'm a morning dog! No coffee or tea for me, thanks, I'm naturally perky first thing in the morning!

I wake up bright and early! My job is to wake everyone else with a smile, kisses and nibbles!

Good morning Mama! Let me jump on you! Kisses kisses kisses! Got your nose! Tee-hee-hee!

Good morning Daddy! Kisses kisses kisses! Got your nose! Tee-hee-hee!

Good morning Joey! Wanna play? You DOOOO? Great!

Good morning Buddha! Kisses kisses kisses! Wanna play? No? Buddha says he needs his coffee first! Tee-hee-hee!

Are you guys getting up? Let me bounce around on you, all 80+ pounds of me, and make sure you're stirring!

OH! I have an idea! How about we go for a BIKE RIDE?!?!?

Wow! I'm full of good ideas today! Let's do it! You wanna? You wanna? You wanna? You wanna?

You DOOOO? Great! Let's go!

Daddy says he's thankful for me getting him outta the bed in the mornings! BOL! You're welcome, Mum & Dad!


I’m bigger! I’m bigger?

November 23rd 2010 6:41 pm
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I’m bigger! The biggest in the house! Officially! Mama said I was a TINY bit taller than Joey last week, then they put us in jail for several days, and NOW I’m the BIGGEST! But I’m still the baby!! BOL! I’m 81 pounds now! At 7.5 months!

When we got out of jail Buddha stayed up front with Mama and Joey went on and on and on about our stay! She talked and talked and talked. I was pretty cool, just trying to get comfy, although my tum tum did feel kinda bad!

When we got home I had a liquid poop! Oh! Then I felt better! Mama and Daddy made rice for us to mix with our kibble for dinner. Mama swears I listened better after we got home than before we went to jail. I went to jail, now I’m rehabilitated!



November 2nd 2010 12:18 am
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It's official! You might think IT is my Beginner Graduation from school! Yeah, but that's not it.

You might think I'm living up the last few hours of being a diary pick of the day. Yeah, that too, but that's not it.

You know what it is? It's OFFICIAL.


My pawrents say they've been grooming me for this, but I never really latched onto the 'fetch' thing. I thought that was for retrievers!

The past two days I can't get enough fetch! It's fun! I am SO fast, and I can catch it in the air! I can catch it on the ground!

I've even started playing with the ball with my paws to see what it will do!

Mama says I'm rolling it under the couch too much. We need bumpers now! And more balls! Both!

Daddy got a 'Chuck-It' ball thrower for me for graduation! Hooray!

Let's play ball! Where's my ball? OH! Here it is! I'll just sit here and hold it for a minute first....

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