October 15th 2010 7:53 pm
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BOL! Did you know that? The squeaky wheel gets the grease? That's the lesson for today!
I have proof! I conducted a scientific experiment just today! It's no longer a theory! It is fact!
Today I used my big voicebox to sound like a little bitty puppy a LOT!!! When Mama was training Joey and Buddha (before and after me) in front of the crates I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT! I yipped and yapped and crowed and bayed! I WANT THAT BULLYSTICK!
(The bullystick was not harmed in the process of training. It was used as a prop only, a device to teach us how to 'drop it'.)
Buddha dropped it like a pro. Joey dropped it okay. Me? You want ME to DROP the BULLYSTICK?!
Okay, who is delusional now? What do you mean, TEST OF WILL? It is against every fiber of my being to DROP a BULLYSTICK (on command...). It's against my rules!
Anywag, we have 'quiet-time' after eating. (snicker snicker, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 'Quiet time' is the PERFECT time for squeaking!!!) Something about big rib cages and little tummies. I hemmed and hawed, Mama let ONLY me out of the crate! Yay!
I hemmed and hawed, then I got a spray-cheese filled hollow bone!!
I hemmed and hawed, and I got to roam around the downstairs!
Where's Daddy? While I'm getting my every desire and more, I wonder, where's Daddy? Oh - I sniffed him upstairs! Daddy! I have a small desire to see you!
So Mama came and helped me.
Joey's chin was on the floor the whole time! BOL! I hope she doesn't figure this out!!
All's well that ends well, our 1.5 hour of 'quiet time' is over and I get to play with Buddha!
Remember dogs and cats, just keep yelling! They will cater to your EVERY NEED! You simply must get past the 'Is there something wrong?' inspection and the rest is SMOOTH SAILING!
*Be sure to look like a little innocent baby the WHOLE TIME. I'm a puppy! A mere baby! How could I POSSIBLY know better? - those lines work pretty well! If you're old, use that one! 'But I'm SOOOOO old! I could go at any moment! Any of us could! It's a fact! Pleeeeeaase? It will make me happy FUREVER!!!' BOL!
If you try this, please let me know, I'd LOVE to add your info to my growing scientific database!!!!
Time to play!
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Beware little one.. it doesnt last forever !!!!!!!!!
Frank you are too funny! This is our favorite line: "Okay, who is delusional now?" BOL BOL BOL
Not to worry you'll always be your mom's baby boy!
I just turn on my cute face - it usually works for me!