The World According to Crissy Edweena

Ummmm, Tings aren't so gweat here..

May 13th 2011 12:33 pm
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To all my dearah furiends, welp, I am havin' to type dis my Mommy and Daddy are a weck. I can tell dey are twyin' to fake dare emotions in front of me.. HUMPF...do dey tink I am dumb??? Here's de deal: I gots terminal cancer...dare, I said it.. I gots terminal cancer...dare I said it agin. I don't know when I will go to Wainbow Bridge cuz dat Is GOD'S call but I do know dat my pawrents luff me and won't wet me suffer. NO WAY. My Mommy had noticed dat I was sleepin' a lot more and den I was skippin' meals and losin' weight. I told-did her I jist wanted to wear a skimpy bikini fur summer.. (fooled her, dent I?) Two days ago I started not walkin' to munch and Mommy took me to de vet white after I went-tid to de beauty shop. Mommy eben talked to de beauty shop lady about my weight. She had de nerve to tell Mommy I was an "older doggie" HUMPF!
Well, off we went-tid to de Vet, Dr. Alycia and I had lost almost three pounds since I went-tid to see Miss Dixie in March. I weigh nine pounds. How come my Mommy dent notice???? Well, I gots weal fluffy fur for one ting dat poofs out and also my mommy has had a viral infection fur six weeks sooo we hab been lazin' awound togedder in bed. No buddy could tell how munch weight I had wost. Anyway, de dogtor took-tid Xways and did some blood work. De Xways showed dat de cancer is in my pancreas, my lympf nodes and now in my lungs. Dare were at weast nine tumors in my lungs dat we could see. White now, I am sleepin more dan usual,and guess what? I can eat anyting I want....ha ha ha I ated some barbequed pork steak wast night. I made my daddy carry out some fur me. Denn, dis mornin', I ate-tid some shredded wheat (de sugah coated kind)..yummy..den Mommy brushed me and held me and den we napped togedder. De dogtor told us dat we will know when it is "time"anddd I won't hab to go to de dogtor's office.. Huh-uh, She is gonna come to our home when I go to de bridge. I will keep you posted. Mommy is twyin' to be brave..yowl white....how come I sawed boff my pawrents cwyin???? De Dogtor sayed my pawrents will know when it is time. In de mean time, I have some pain killers which I hab NOT taken yet and some more pills to keep me more comfy. Ummmmm, I want you all to know white now, how munch you mean to me. Your pawrayers, your calls, your emails..you know.. all de stuff dat you do fur us cuz it weally helps us. Yore furiendship over de years hab been such a blessing wid watts of laffs and fun. Oh, I told my pawrents dat dey MUST get annuder Tzu cuz it would be a way to honor me......Well, I see dat Mom's cwyin' agin....geesh...Humans...watt are we gonna do wid dem? Don't dey know dat GOD takes care of all us furs and dem too and dat we will meet agin? I bedder go wemind Mommy bout dat now. I luff you all and I will white agin to keep you posted. Sending you All so munch luff, wet shih tzu kissies, (((HUGGIES)))) and some grits too.
I luff YOU, Miss Crissy Edweena GED (Grit eatin' doggie) and Psychiatwist andddddd Instwuctor at de Lil Red Skool Haus in Dixieland.

 
 

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Barked by: The Roo Crew™ ©® (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 1:18 pm

A mutual friend, River told me about you, and how sad she is. After reading your diary, we are crying now, too. But you are being a brave little girl for your parents. We are so happy you get to have the vet come to your home instead of having to make a scary trip.

Blessings to you, and when the time comes, safe journey.

With love and light,
The Roo Crew
Barked by: Ernie George (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 1:22 pm

Oh MY GOODNESS, OH MY GOODERNESS!!! Ernie have been hearing all the angels on the Exemplarry Angels Advisory Commiteases talking about a real real speshull doggie who were due to get her beeeeeeyoooooteusss wingses and Lifetime Achieverments Award sometime soon!

I shoulda knowed it were you!!! YOU HAS NO IDEAS how hard it are to earn your LIFETIME ACHIEVERMENT AWARD, Miss Crissy Edweena!

You has to be the kinda one in a millyun doggie that fills your famblies' whole life with love and happynesses.

My Mama got a noteefacayshun about my limpyfanoma last June, and then in September, I got my Lifetime Achieverment Award, and SOOPER DOOPER GINORMOUS WINGS that can lift my big hinder off the ground. Your wings might be a little smaller on accounts of your hinder is very SMALL. But you just don't worries about that now.

Just take advantages of eating WHATEVFUR YOU WANTS! These are wonderfur days! You and your pawrents just LOVE EACHOTHFUR FOR EVFURRY SINGLE SECOND, okay? You will come up here to the MOST WONDERFUR place, and then one day you will all be togethfur again!

Wuff you, sweet girl.

Ernie George, Angel at Large
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 2:00 pm

Ernie George knows whut him r tawkin' 'bout Miss Cwissy, so I wood wissen tu him, 'kay, sweet gurl??
In da meemtime, I r sendin' yu WOTZA wuff an' pwayers an' POTP ♥ ❀ ☀
Barked by: H&E A Pair-A-Dox (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 2:16 pm

Sweet Crissy.......our hearts are breaking here in California. You love your pawrent every second you can. Enjoy each and every moment...they love you so much. You will all be in our prayers. Hugs and Doxie kisses
Ellie, Helga and Mom
Barked by: Juliette (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 3:14 pm

Oh Miss Crissy What can we say, we are heartbroken and at a loss as what we can say. What will we do without you and your words of wisdom. Savor every moment with your pawrents ,and eat lots of goodies. We don't know what else to say, we will keep you and your family in our prayers. Linda, Juliette and Romeo
Barked by: KiKi (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 4:01 pm

(((HUGGIES))))
Barked by: Walker (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 4:15 pm

We are praying for you and your mamma and daddy Crissy. Just keep on taking it easy sweet girl.
Love & Wag's, Walker & Family
Barked by: Mia (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 4:28 pm

Oh sweet Crissy Edwina...Mommy is crying she says we are all so sad to hear you sad news....we know it is hard on your family we went through this with our cat sisfur Tallulah...tell your Mom we are here for you all..we are praying for you...

We sent you lots of love and hugs
Mia, Mom and family
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

May 13th 2011 at 4:58 pm

Miss Crissy....

We are sending love.... and tell your Mum again what you are telling her now... CELEBRATE your LIFE... that way nothing will or can even take you away . You will always be beautiful in their hearts and the hearts of others.

Sing from the rooftops about your wonderful life.

Sail on Fair Winds Sweet Girl.

Flicka ∆,,∆ & Lucas /..| Cleo (I.M.) ∆,,∆ & Pam X
Barked by: Diane P

May 13th 2011 at 5:25 pm

Sweet Cwissy, our hearts are breaking right along with your mom and dads hearts. Let them enjoy every moment they can with you, and you will always be with them in their hearts. You all will be in our thoughts and prayers. Much love, Cassie, Hunter, and mama, too
Barked by: Patrick (Dogster Member)

May 15th 2011 at 4:44 pm

We ae sending you lots of love, hugs and prayers~
Patrick and Mom Mara
Barked by: Vicki M

May 16th 2011 at 7:45 pm

Precious Miss Crissy, if I'd paid more attention to your lessons in skool I might have the words to tell you how much our hearts are breaking. We've been away and just found out this sad news. Our treasured furiend, you mean so "munch" to us and we'll be purraying for you every day. You're one of the sweetest pups on all of Dogster and you've touched so many lives in such a special way. You're a very special little girl to us and everyone who loves you. We love you, Miss Crissy. God bless you and your pawrents.

Love, Ciao and family


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