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My pawsome birthday!

April 1st 2013 12:59 pm
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Not only did I get 2 Easter eggies yesterday, but today is my birthday! When Mummy and me woke up, Mummy gave me some lovely belly rubs and then we went for a walkies in the local park. All my doggie friends were there! Mummy thinks maybe they all persuaded their hoomans to come along and join in the celebrations. My friend Daisy came running over first, followed by her 2 little brothers who are a tiny little yarkie and a teeny jack russell. Then my friend Zeb came over. He's a whippet and I LOVE chasing after him! We all ran around chasing each other and barking. It was such fun! Then another doggie out walking with his Mummy came running over and played with us too. What a pawsome doggy party!

Then we went home and Mummy got changed, and we went over to Nana and Granddad's for dinner. Nana cooked a special chicken fillet just for me and she put gravy on it! Mummy had some lovely bouncy balls for me and a HUGE rawhide for me to chew. Then Nana and Granddad brought me for another walkies and when we got back I got to eat my second Easter eggie from yesterday!

Thank you to Zoe, Angel Whisper, Dixie, Petey, Buddy, Mazy, Angel Sassy Foxie, Angel Baby, Prescous and Luna for your pawsome gifts! And a big happy birthday to little puppy Buddy on his FIRST birthday! Yippee! And a special thanks to Coco and Puffy for my lovely golden heart!!!!

I'm getting to stay with Nana and Granddad for 3 nights cos Mummy's off to England tomorrow. Fun all the way! BOL!

Love Cleo XXX


I got TWO Easter Eggies!

March 31st 2013 2:32 pm
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Pupsie pals, I have had the most fantastic Easter Sunday! Mummy brought me out walking in the rain this morning (I love the rain!) then we went to Nana and Granddad's. My hoomans gave each other Easter eggs then Mummy and Nana BOTH gave me special pawsome doggie Easter eggs just for me! And because it's my birthday tomorrow, Nana also gave me an early birthday present - a squeaky boot!

Thank you all for your Easter gifts, I'm off to send some back to my pawsome pals! And I'm going to post a pic of my Easter eggs for you to see!

Love Cleo XXX


Great Irish music!

March 18th 2013 5:40 pm
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Mummy says if you want to experience real, authentic Irish music there is nobody better to listen to than Davy Spillane who plays the Uileann Pipes! This is pawsome -


Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh go léir!

March 17th 2013 3:30 am
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That means a very Happy St Patrick's Day to all my pupsies! For those of you who are joining my magic PaddyWagon later, don't forget to look out for me in your back garden!

Cleo XXX


The St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza Tour Of Ireland™ for- 2013

March 14th 2013 4:30 pm
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Hello pupsies,

Cleo’s Escorted Irish Tours™ is pleased to announce our St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza Tour Of Ireland™ for 2013! Sorry this is so late in the day but I was waiting for my ‘specially adapted Magic PaddyWagon™ to arrive!

Now pupsters, as many of you will know (especially those who partook in our Mystical Meanderings Tour™ last year), Ireland is a mystical land full of music, poetry and song. Our little country’s national Day, St Patrick’s Day, is celebrated throughout the world. We all know that the country’s swarming with leprechauns, those charming little people of Irish legend. And you can’t walk for more than a few feet without meeting a cheery little fairy or a goblin or sumfin. And the peoples here have a wonderful life. They sit around all day drinkin whiskey, telling stories and growing cabbages. So a visit to the Emerald Isle is a must. And this trip is FREE for my friends! FREE? What do you mean, Cleo? Yes Mummy, of course it’s free to my pupster friends! Just so they can ‘sperience the beauty and fun of Ireland! So who’s paying for the cabbage and accommodation and everything else? Em……..I was hoping you would Mummy! Think of it as a “gathering”. A Discover Ireland event. You love Ireland, don’t you, Mummy? Surely you want more visitors to come here?

For those of you who enjoyed the Bacon and Cabbage menu of last year, you will be pleased to see that that is on the menu again this year. And for those of you who had that little “stomach upset” incident on the bus last year, we will be offering an alternative dish of Irish Stew.

Now all you have to do on St Patrick’s Day (Sunday) is appear in your back garden. The Magic PaddyWagon™ will pick you up. I am not going to give details as they are top secret, but the trip will involve lots of cabbage, Irish dancing, drinking poitin and there might even be a personal meeting with the St Patrick dude himself!

Just let me know if you want to come to Ireland for St Patrick’s Day! Your pawrents will never know you’re even gone cos you’ll be on the Magic PaddyWagon™ that goes into a timewarp an’ stuff, so when you get back your pawrents will think you went round the back of the shed for a sniff and that is all!

See you all on Sunday!
Cleo XXX


Happy Mother's Day to all our Mommies!

March 10th 2013 4:17 am
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I don't have time to stop pupsies 'cos my Mummy is racing around packing up by food, water bottle, lead and other such stuff. Today is Mother's Day and me, Mummy, Nana and Granddad are all going to the beach! Then my hoomans are going for something to eat while I get to mind the car for a while. I don't mind that too much 'cos Mummy has promised me a nice long walk on the beach!

So I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to all your Mommies everywhere!

Love Cleo XXX


I will be 'specting a special dinner for my diary pick!!!

February 13th 2013 9:45 am
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Listen up, Mummy. I am the published author in this house. Once again, I have been recognised and honoured by my peers for my outstanding contribution to canine literature. I don't see you receiving many awards for anything, quite frankly.

So for dinner this evening, I would like some nice chicken breast (crispy skin on please), with some of that yummy gravy. And I would like it served lukewarm. In my silver bowl. After that, I would like an extended sniffing expedition around where we live. And I want permission to jump on whoever I want to tell them about my achievement. If there are any kitty cats around, I want full permission to chase them up trees and under cars. And to bark as loud as I want.

After we get back, I would like a freshly-washed blankie to lie on. A minimum of 2 bonios. Some of those markies I like. Unlimited amounts of choc drops. Please sign below when you're finished work. Thank you.

I, Cleo's Mummy, agree to all the above.

Signed: _______________________________ (Cleo's Mummy Angie)

P.S. Thank you to Hershey, Van Winkle, Angel Whisper and Dixie for my lovely pink rosettes. And to Zoe for a lovely juicy steak! I'm trying to find somewhere to hide that!

Love Cleo XXX


On my holidays!

February 4th 2013 2:30 pm
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I'm over in Nana and Granddad's. Mummy is heading off for that foreign country England in the morning and she's not back till Friday. Whoo whoo! This means lots of nice things!

1. Extra belly rubs. Nana and Granddad are retired. More time to devote to ME!

2. Extra treats. Nana and Granddad have paid off their mortgage. Mummy is up to her ears in debt. Naturally, I would expect Nana and Granddad to have more disposable income income to buy treats & eats!!!!

3. More time. As Nana and Granddad are no longer working, I am expecting at least an eight hour walk per day. Minimum.

Roll on the happy days till Friday, then back to the austerity in my house!!!


Mummy's doing a dog training course. Dream on Mama!!!!

January 28th 2013 4:37 pm
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Mummy is doing a Dog Training course at the moment and some of the research she was asked to do involves a book by Stanley Coren called The Intelligence Of Dogs. Anyway, this book ranks dogs in order of intelligence. Ta ching! And Mummy still thinks SHE can train ME! BOL! How funny! I mean, a HUMAN with her low IQ? Training me? BOL!!!!!!

Rank Breed

1. Border Collies
2. Poodle
3. German Shepherd
4. Golden Retriever
5. Doberman Pincher
6. Shetland Sheepdog
7. Labrador Retriever
8. Papillon
9. Rottwieler
10. Australian Cattle Dog
11. Pembrook Welsh Corgi
12. Miniature Schnauzer


The ratty dog's gone home!

January 4th 2013 7:50 am
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Yippee! I have my house ALL BACK TO MYSELF! Mummy had called the dog warden yesterday with details of the dog and he called earlier to say that a man had been into the pound twice looking for his black and tan rat-like terrier (ok, my words, not his!) Anyway, I'm not getting a little brother anymore cos Mummy dropped the rat, em dog back to his Daddy and Mummy and there were kisses and licks and hugs and stuff all round!

Nana and Granddad are going over to visit Mummy later this evening cos they never got to visit over Christmas and I'm going too! So I'll have to sniff the house from top to bottom and check on my treats that are hidden under cushions and blankies and stuff - just to make sure.................

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